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    Funny Thread About Marrying Lydia (Skyrim)

    I decided to marry her, but now I can't find the bint. So looked on a forum and some of the posts are quite funny, so thought I'd share the thread

    After realizing that she LIVES in my house in Whiterun, I decapitated her.
    Harsh! Couldn't you have gone with, "Listen, Lydia, I really don't think this is going to work out between us..."

    You never know, Aela might be into open relationships...


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    Some of those are priceless! LOL

    One of my favs is:
    I have both Lydia and aela in my house in whiterun. Everytime I sleep with aela, I feel like Lydia is just sitting there, watching. Every once and awhile I let her join
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    Quote Originally Posted by Coug View Post
    Some of those are priceless! LOL

    One of my favs is:
    Haha, yeah that made me laugh aswel


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    My dillema -
    I have a female character and started out with one of the companions in the first town (archer guy, can't remember his name but he did alright). After an hour or so, I made it to Whiterun, and Lydia was assigned as my housecarl. I didn't think much of it, but I let the archer guy go. The first dungeon I went to, Lydia dies in like 5 minutes. I didn't think it was a big deal but now everyone is on here talking about how Lydia is all the rage and you can marry her and she's a freak. So my question is can I go back to that dungeon and raise her up from the dead and make her a zombie and she can come back to my house and have freaky zombie "relations" with my female character. I know this presents some challenges but I need to know if the game can handle this kind of scenario. 1) are lezbian relationships allowed...do they have to get married or can they have one nighters? 2) can you have a relationship with a zombie and if so can you raise a zombie for more than 60 seconds although about 60 seconds is all I would need but trying to figure out how to get her out of the dungeon and back to the house. To exacerbate the problem, I have a ring that some jackwagon gave me that I can't take off and now I might turn into a werewolf....can zombies and werewolfs have "relations" and if so can they get STDs or have babies in this game (even though i know two girls can't have babies but if you can make a werewolf zombie baby then maybe I make another character)?


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    LMAO Kid_Loser


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    Quote Originally Posted by Coug View Post
    Some of those are priceless! LOL

    One of my favs is:
    lol funny and a bit creepy

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    omg.."my dillema" that is fire...lol...I am actually crying...

    edit: still crying...it's like a descent into madness...
    Last edited by Pepticacid; 04-29-2012 at 10:46 PM. Reason: werewolf zombie baby


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