Describe Your Sex Life With A Video Game Title

[Deem]

Basically, me and my friend came up with this after seeing #DescribeYourSexLifeWithAMovieTitle trending on Twitter. Some of the best things we came up with:

• Alone In The Dark
• Afro Samurai
• Army Of Two
• Brütal Legend
• inFamous
• Mortal Kombat
• Just Cause
• Need For Speed
• Star Wars: The Force Unleashed
• Ratchet & Clank: Up Your Arsenal
• Ratchet & Clank: Size Matters
• Ratchet & Clank: Tools Of Destruction
• Ratchet & Clank: Quest For Booty
• Ratchet & Clank: Full Frontal Assault
• Heavy Rain

So yeah... Ratchet & Clank is very useful. Anyway, what have you guys got?

[AlecDawesome]

Pretty sure we've had this thread before

[Trains]

I would say Max Payne but that doesn't relate to me at all so instead I'm going to say Dishonoured.

[vettes_4-ever]

[kidson2004]

Pretty sure we've had this thread before

We did before the site was reset.

[RuffSeks]

Playstation 1 games - Irritating Stick and Boy and His Blob for the lonely guys

Mine would be Alien vs Predator cuz the wife sort of makes that noise when the Predator is hunting, shes gonna kill me if she reads this

[vettes_4-ever]

We did before the site was reset.

Ummm it's still there

[Luckay]

Ummm it's still there

That's a movie title game, not video game title.






Bulletstorm.

[Deem]

That's a movie title game, not video game title.

Bulletstorm.

Well, if you read the post in stead of just looking at the pretty picture, you'd see that it says movie title OR video game title. So yeah, it's been done. Mea culpa!

[Luckay]

Well, if you read the post in stead of just looking at the pretty picture, you'd see that it says movie title OR video game title. So yeah, it's been done. Mea culpa!

But I like looking at pretty pictures :3

[kidson2004]

And just because if I had a chance with her (If she was real of course )


Those Infinite Climax's would be the BOMB!!!!

[LucoLoss]

Well...3 months ago it was more like WET or Eat Them (lol), but after A Crack in Time...I feel more like inFamous at the moment.

[JDizzle0420]

Split/Second ...

[UNCLEPAULIE]

Spare Parts

[Nagflar]

Brütal Legend.

Pretty sure we've had this thread before

I think it was done before but with movie titles, not video game titles.

[SkinnZero68]

Band Hero

[DETfaninATL]

'Limbo'

But that's what happens after a while when you get married LOL

[Jay Common]

What about Touch My Katamari? Or Shank?!

I was really hoping someone would put Eternal Darkness: Sanity's Requiem LMFAO.

It's too hard for me to use just the title of a game when I already went pretty in-depth into this topic using the names of unique guns in Fallout New Vegas

"I Love & Hate to Thump-Thump Annabelle and Maria with That Gun or This Machine. It's Lucky my Pew Pew recharges my Tesla-Beaton automatically, or my All-American Big Boomer would Knock-Knock your Cram Opener quicker than you can yell 'Oh Baby!, Mercy!!' Holy Frag Grenades Batman! You need a large Mysterious Magnum to ring THAT Dinner Bell!"

Gun names were italicized for those who might not have played the game

It will show up again in my signature.



I have been told I have a Heavenly Sword as well.....

[ant1th3s1s]

Dead Island.

Same excuse as DETfan above, but toss 2 kids and a pregnant wife into the equation.

[seniorpibb]

rock of ages