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One person says why the ant didn't die in the last post then tries to kill the ...
The ant landed on a snowflake gave you the finger than used the snow flake as a glider to make it back down to sea level
I sent the ant to live with my bad parents
The ant has had military training and knows how to deal with these kind of situation (plus clean clothes), so it was easy to escape. It used a straw in the kitchen to flick itself on to the jacket of your mother right before she was heading out to shop, and then jump off then it was back on the street.
I carefully dropped it on a turning helicopter propeller.
The ant happened to be a huge fan of that game mainly for the soundtracks and after getting hyped up on kung fu and Shaq raps the ant figured he would hit the streets looking for a car to jack. When he came up to my car I pulled out a can of wd -40 and a lighter and sprayed that punk ass shaq fu lovin ant right IN THE FACE!!!!
While the ant was suffering from the pain of being sprayed in the face, I picked it up and took it home, I then cut off all its limbs and head with a knife and fork and proceeded to eat the severely mutilated ant, I then excreted him into a bag and took the bag to the junk yard and had it thrown into a car crusher.
Trains was high at the time...again...from eating his own dickcheese. What he mutilated and ate was in fact the head of his own penis, which due to his Prince Albert and chitinous skin affliction resembles a burnt ant when he squints and cocks his head sideways. He was later found smeared in his own faeces blubbering something about his shadow.
The ant in fact escaped Trains by disguising itself as the first three letter of my internet toughy name, became digitized Tron-style and was free to roam the information superhighway. Using my intimate knowledge of PS3 Hexadecimal code (refer to a previous idiot's post), I created a digital spider to catch the ant in it's interwebs. Nom nom nom.