From another forum.
One person says why the ant didn't die in the last post then tries to kill the ant themselves. I'll start.
I shower the ant in acid.
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This is a discussion on Kill the Ant! within the Forum Games forum, part of the General Chit-Chat; From another forum. One person says why the ant didn't die in the last post then tries to kill the ...
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09-25-2012 #1Part Timer

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09-25-2012 #2Makes Sonic Look Slow

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The ant was wearing acid resistant armour
I buried the ant alive
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09-25-2012 #3Part Timer

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Total Awards: 7What you buried was a tiny version of the popular forum member Chambers35 (second name to come to my mind
), I find the ant, make sure it is the real ant, step on it, eat it, bite it to death.
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09-25-2012 #4Gameshow Team (?)

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09-25-2012 #5Makes Sonic Look Slow

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Total Awards: 12The ant landed on a snowflake gave you the finger than used the snow flake as a glider to make it back down to sea level
I sent the ant to live with my bad parents
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09-25-2012 #6Gameshow Team (?)

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Total Awards: 14The ant has had military training and knows how to deal with these kind of situation (plus clean clothes), so it was easy to escape. It used a straw in the kitchen to flick itself on to the jacket of your mother right before she was heading out to shop, and then jump off then it was back on the street.
I carefully dropped it on a turning helicopter propeller.
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09-25-2012 #7Part Timer

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Total Awards: 7Right before you do that, you see 10547 ants above you, a dragonfly helps the ant escape.
I run over it with a car.Last edited by Undrey; 09-25-2012 at 11:01 AM.
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09-25-2012 #8Lvl 9 - Gold

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Total Awards: 6The Ant uses it's cunning to hide in the groove of the tire getting a free ride.
But i come along and drown it in fondue, great bubbling hot cheesy fondue.
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09-25-2012 #9
The ant finds fondue very very tasty, and has super heat resistant lungsm so he was able to eat his way out.
I proceed to stab the ant's eyeballs out with a toothpick.
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09-25-2012 #10The Walking Dead Expert

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screwed the ant to death
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09-25-2012 #11
Your dick was too small to harm the ant
Forced the ant to play Shaq Fu
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09-25-2012 #12
The ant happened to be a huge fan of that game mainly for the soundtracks and after getting hyped up on kung fu and Shaq raps the ant figured he would hit the streets looking for a car to jack. When he came up to my car I pulled out a can of wd -40 and a lighter and sprayed that punk ass shaq fu lovin ant right IN THE FACE!!!!
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09-25-2012 #13
While the ant was suffering from the pain of being sprayed in the face, I picked it up and took it home, I then cut off all its limbs and head with a knife and fork and proceeded to eat the severely mutilated ant, I then excreted him into a bag and took the bag to the junk yard and had it thrown into a car crusher.
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09-26-2012 #14illegal in 9 countries

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Total Awards: 9Trains was high at the time...again...from eating his own dickcheese. What he mutilated and ate was in fact the head of his own penis, which due to his Prince Albert and chitinous skin affliction resembles a burnt ant when he squints and cocks his head sideways. He was later found smeared in his own faeces blubbering something about his shadow.
The ant in fact escaped Trains by disguising itself as the first three letter of my internet toughy name, became digitized Tron-style and was free to roam the information superhighway. Using my intimate knowledge of PS3 Hexadecimal code (refer to a previous idiot's post), I created a digital spider to catch the ant in it's interwebs. Nom nom nom.
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09-26-2012 #15Part Timer

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Total Awards: 7Turns out the spider is the spider that helped the ant from the helicopter propeller a couple of posts above, it releases the ant back to our universe.
I make it listen to Justin Bieber
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09-26-2012 #16Zooey Cyborg Cat

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Total Awards: 15Turns out the ant is deaf and is impervious to your Justin Bieber music.

I chop the ant into tiny pieces and fly each one into a different galaxy.
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09-26-2012 #17
The ants pieces all fly into black holes and conjoin back together in a different dimension before coming back
I kick the ant down a bottomless pit
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09-27-2012 #18Part Timer

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Total Awards: 7The ant sticks on the side of the endless pit, and climbs back up.
I shoot it with a Dragon Sniper, an RPG-7, and a shotgun.
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09-27-2012 #19The One and Only

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Total Awards: 9The ant is wearing a bullet-proof sweater, so your guns are now useless against it!
I swallow the ant and let it burn in my stomach acids.
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09-27-2012 #20Part Timer

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Total Awards: 7An RPG is a rocket launcher
. I'll just pretend you also said he had a protective metal igloo.
It stopped in your esophagus, started eating your insides, you die, and it gets out! (You come back to life
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I stick it on the wall with a tape, and slowly take each part of its body with a knife.
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