so I haven't seen anything like this, and I'm not even sure if it is something the admin's are gonna keep active here, but I'm starting this thread so we can share some good old fashioned offensive and/or dirty jokes. i think this'd be fun... Also, if you're easily offended, or don't like this humor, please stop reading and leave this thread. This is for offensive/dirty jokes, not for offended people to bash others for liking these kinds of things.
anyway, i'll start it off.
"A husband and wife have been married for a little over 20 years. One day the wife founds out that the husband has been using a dildo on her the entire time they've been married. That night the wife confronts her husband, screaming at him "Explain the dildo, prick!" to which the husband immediately replies "Explain the kids, bitch!"