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    You're Santa

    What would you do if you woke up one morning only to realise you were Santa Claus?


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    Is it bad that I kind of missed the: "What would you do if you woke up one morning and find out..." threads?

    I think this one had been better for the holiday season, but I would personally have given the biggest gifts to Africa's children... well, the poor ones of them (and South America too).




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    I would spend 364 days a year with Mrs Santa





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    Go on a killing spree!

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    Realize that I don't really exist.

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    Id grab a coke and ask mrs santa to come sit on my lap
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    No you're Santa.

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    id check my list for all the naughty girls addresses.(by girls im referring to the ones over 21)

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    Santa thread in the middle of October

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    Quote Originally Posted by stupot00 View Post
    I would spend 364 days a year with Mrs Santa

    Nobody can top that

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    What would I do if one day I woke up fat, bald, hairy and wearing a red jumpsuit?

    I'm slowly getting there without the fancy "Santa" title.

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    Dye my hair , shave my beard and give myself a treadmill for Christmas
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    Quote Originally Posted by ant1th3s1s View Post
    What would I do if one day I woke up fat, bald, hairy and wearing a red jumpsuit?

    I'm slowly getting there without the fancy "Santa" title.
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    man this is a gay thread.

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