Note: This is fictional, meaning not real, FOR HUMOROUS ENTERTAINMENT ONLY! Same goes for any Ideas posted here. Use 'Applied Phlebotinum' if you can't explain it. In other words, make it up, be creative. Applied Phlebotinum - Television Tropes & Idioms
Intro in the first spoiler tag.
Welcome, Ladies and Gentlemen, to PS3Trophies.com's, Department of Redundancy Department.
Here at 'DRD' we strive to give people redundancy in there lives by naming or creating things that they view use or otherwise come into contact in their everyday life, with redundant names. Now you may be asking yourself "What is the point to this?" That my friend is simple, there is no point, that's what redundancy is about. Still confused? Take the 'DRD's name for example, Department of Redundancy Department, why do we need two 'departments' in the name? Because it's redundant, it's pointless, one 'department' already tells use that it is a department of something and because we can.
Ok, so do you get what the 'DRD' is for? Good. No, the actual point of the was not PR, but the recruitment of redundant ideas. We here at 'DRD' are like everyone else, believe it or not, affected by the economy, and we are kinda getting annoyed by the shear amount of redundant items in our warehouse. You'd think that our 'de-spacer' would create space, but no... it actually does the opposite by taking UP space. Apparently our science guys seem to have noticed that anything with 'space' in it's name in fact, takes up space... even putting 'anti' or 'negative' in front doesn't help, it still takes up space. The science guys also said that it was bad idea to put things in the 'quantum quantifier' to free up space, they were right, now the warehouse has a lot of our 'de-toaster toasters' scattered everywhere. You'd think they would do their job of de-toasting the other toasters, nope, apparently they only work against "normal" toasters.
Anyway, we need more products to sell so I'll get to the meat of the potato.
Post your idea below. Here are the requirements for an idea to be accepted.
1.) It obviously has to be redundant, or not make any sense, that works too.
2.) It can be anything, ANYTHING you can think of that someone can use, like our 'de-toaster toaster'.
3.) Optional - Include a description about what it does, and if it happens to fail, what happens when it does.
4.) If it's long, place it in a spoiler tag to cut down on post size.
The Department of Redundancy Department's Products (If your Ideas are accepted, they will be posted here. With credit of course, we'll need to blame someone if a consumer dies of is horribly disfigured by it.)
The De-Toaster-Toaster: DRD Product
"This genius product from 'DRD' brings you revenge and delicious toast. Your old toaster burnt your toast? Open the back and throw it in to do unto it what it did to your toast. Then place your burnt toast into the De-Toaster-Toaster and it will be good as new, with the advancement of molecular science, we have found that toast doesn't actually get burnt, it's molecules just move really really fast, so fast that they rub up against each other creating smoke that cotes it and makes it black. Our toaster slows those molecules down and returns your toast back to the tasty golden brown slightly less burnt bread we all love."
Placing curtain brands of toasters in the De-Toaster-Toaster will make them explode into hundreds of fiery molten metal bits, that may or may not injure or kill you. As of right now, all brands of toasters explode when placed inside the De-Toaster-Toaster. As a side note, sticking utensils into it, due to the conductive properties of metal, will slow your molecules down and you will die. Guaranteed.
The Quantum Quantifier: DRD Product
"Do you have $50? Wish you had more? The get the Quantum Quantifier! Place your $50 into it and BAM! $200! Instantly! No strings attached. Want even more? Place your just acquired $200 into to it and get $800. It works on other things too, like cats. Don't want to go buy more? Just through little Stevey into the Quantum Quantifier and you've got 4 cats, just like Stevey... Don't want 4? only 2? Throw the other 2 into the De-Toaster-Toaster!"
DRD not responsible for you being arrested on counterfeit currency charges or animal cruelty.
The De-Spacer: DRD Product
"Need to make space? Get the De-Spacer! Just plug it in and use it like a vacuum. Suck up all that junk that's taking up your space."
There is an inherent flaw when using "Unbreakable Rubber" for the containment of the items sucked up. If the switch "falls" off while it's on, umm just hope you have a lot of things or you might end the world and the entire universe. You'd think that the containment would brake after awhile, nope, science guys say that because it's "unbreakable Rubber" it won't break. No matter what.
The Gender Bender Whip Stick: DRD Product
"Is your boyfriend being a dick? Is he making fun of your "Time of the month"? Just hit him with DRD's Gender Bender Whip Stick! Change him into a girl and make "him" feel your pain. Is is a sausage fest on the internet? Just run down the street hitting random guys and soon enough the internet will have less sausages. Buy it now! only 90 equal payments of $0.90!"
Also if you like, you can purchase(With fake money of course) any of the products here. Just ask.
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