So the colossal behemoth of a game that is Grand Theft Auto 5 is soon to be on the shelves of your local game store and don't lie to yourself or be a hipster, you know you want that shit!
So with that said,
Would you rather be living it up with your social life whether it be as classy as parties, sex, drugs and rock n roll, or as miserable as working at McDonalds full time and going to the weekly nightclub in the hopes of getting laid?
Buy GRAND THEFT MOTHERFUCKIN AUTO 5 AND PLAYIN DAT SHIT TILL ALL YEAR, even if it means, ditching all your friends, girlfriends, boyfriends, wives, husbands, sons, daughters, and due to the amount of dorito's and mountain dew you consume you may gain a few stone and become covered in cobwebs due to forgetting where your shower is because of the awesomeness that is GTAV?
The lines are now open! VOTE!!!