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    Stefan's Amazing Steam Adventures! (Hilarious)

    EDIT: NOW THIS THREAD IS BASICALLY ABOUT ALL OF MY ADVENTURES ON THE INTERNET LOL!
    Hello there people! I'd like today to share with you my top-favorite Steam moments, for both yours and my amusement. It's basically everything, from chat-logs with silly people to screenshots. Whether it's worth laugh or not, I'll leave up to you to decide

    Also, be sure to check out my steam profile (NSFW at some point)

    Me on Steam (Under the nickname Kurumi) pretending to be girl and fooling some innocent people, check out the chat-logs I've gathered:
    Dseed: so that I'm even slighly disturbed by this conversationDseed: when talking about such degrading things, I almost feel like crying while cutting myself sometimes
    Dseed: not much, just a little cut
    ŽKurumiŽ: Nothing turns me on like guys who hurts themselves

    ŽKurumiŽ: Hey there soldiers boy
    ŽKurumiŽ: How are you doing? :*
    ŽKurumiŽ: soldier boy*
    ŽKurumiŽ: forgive me
    ŽKurumiŽ: I'm a little bit tired
    ŽKurumiŽ: Had a rough day today
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: heeeeeeeeeya
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: im good..im good
    ŽKurumiŽ: Glad to hear this
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: just relaxing at home..with my new tablet..and talking with a girl who were here at the evening
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: how about u?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Like I said
    ŽKurumiŽ: I'm tired
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: why??
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: what have u done?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Been doing errands
    ŽKurumiŽ: on city
    ŽKurumiŽ: for my family bussines
    ŽKurumiŽ: and I had to help my friend
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: what a good girl
    GROF.xtrmsnpr:
    ŽKurumiŽ: Yes
    ŽKurumiŽ: I am a good girl
    ŽKurumiŽ: At least for now lol
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: when i came out of the camp today..ive done some family work too..but i was like a zombie..cuz i slept 4hrs at night..

    GROF.xtrmsnpr: well kurumi
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: i will head to bed
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: n watch a movie
    ŽKurumiŽ: Very well
    ŽKurumiŽ: Good night
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: i will send u later
    ŽKurumiŽ: See you tommorow
    GROF.xtrmsnpr:
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: if u r not here we will speak on saturday for aaaaallll day long..to get to know each other
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: tomorrow i will be on duty
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: i will sleep in the military camp..

    ŽKurumiŽ: Well I don't want to disturb ya but one last question
    ŽKurumiŽ: Do you like co-ops?
    ^2>^0W^1.^0P^2<^1R^0asputin: What a "stupid" question!
    ^2>^0W^1.^0P^2<^1R^0asputin: I love them more than multiplayer vs
    ^2>^0W^1.^0P^2<^1R^0asputin: And, you're not disturbing!
    ŽKurumiŽ: Thank you :*

    ??Colton??: How come
    ??Colton??: you have
    ??Colton??: decided
    ??Colton??: To help me with this?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Becuz I think you're a nice guy
    ??Colton??: but
    ??Colton??: before
    ??Colton??: you said it wasnt a good idea
    ŽKurumiŽ: But now I see your resolve
    ??Colton??: Your a great person
    ŽKurumiŽ: Oh geez I'm no one specific
    ??Colton??: A great person
    ??Colton??: your nice
    ??Colton??: and helpful

    GROF.xtrmsnpr: got facebook?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Yes but only for irl ppl
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: oh real ppl
    ŽKurumiŽ: But maybe one day I'll send you my photo
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: oh..
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: one day in the far far future
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: dont send nude..im a young little boy im not allowed to see tha

    GROF.xtrmsnpr: ms patricia i have to go to bed
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: a bit early 2night
    ŽKurumiŽ: Ok
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: sorry if im leaving u like this
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: but i have to wake up at 6
    ŽKurumiŽ: It's ok
    ŽKurumiŽ: Have some rest
    ŽKurumiŽ: You deserve it soldier boy

    ??Colton??: You put me on your The cute,The best and The most crazy ppl worth mentioning! :d
    ??Colton??:
    ??Colton??: List
    ŽKurumiŽ (Restless): Oh yeah
    ŽKurumiŽ (Restless): You're indeed interesting and cool guy
    ŽKurumiŽ (Restless): So
    ŽKurumiŽ (Restless): I though it wasn't a bad idea
    ??Colton??: aw
    ??Colton??: That makes me feel so good

    ^2>^0W^1.^0P^2<^1R^0asputin: Don't be so hard on yourself
    ŽKurumiŽ: Sadly I have to
    ŽKurumiŽ: I gotta do somework b4 my school year starts
    ^2>^0W^1.^0P^2<^1R^0asputin: Oh, that's right, however that still doesn't mean to be so hard on yourself

    ŽKurumiŽ: You wish lol
    Jeeble™ #laptop: wat
    ŽKurumiŽ: @your comment
    Jeeble™ #laptop: what comment?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Jeeble™ #laptop 26 minutes ago
    Does this mean i can sex with you?
    ŽKurumiŽ: You gotta try harder if you wish for some cyber sugar



    Yassino: i hate LOL , Dota 2 , terraria
    Yassino: Minecraft
    ŽKurumiŽ: Amen bro
    Yassino: Dofus
    ŽKurumiŽ: add to this list your basic call of duty and annual diarrhea such as fifa or need for speed and I'll marry you
    Yassino: Damn :[ i luve fifa

    GROF.xtrmsnpr: how r u? good morning
    ŽKurumiŽ: Good good
    ŽKurumiŽ: I got a free day today
    ŽKurumiŽ: So I'm going to gym in like 30 minutes
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: nice
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: thats
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: gym is always good
    GROF.xtrmsnpr: makes a good bum n good boobs

    YuMii: just letting you know that i didnt add you because of your a girl, I saw that you havev a left 4 dead 2 so i though we could play so yeah.


    Jeremiah: Can you cook?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Abit
    ŽKurumiŽ: I favor italian and mexican cuisine
    Jeremiah: You're dangerous.... I'm leaving right now

    YuMii: you still live in poland?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Yeah I do
    YuMii: im want to go there
    ŽKurumiŽ: Perfect choice but remember not all places in Poland are that perfect
    ŽKurumiŽ: especially capital
    ŽKurumiŽ: it may look nice on pictures but it isn't
    ŽKurumiŽ: Krakˇw and Tri-City are pearls of my country
    ŽKurumiŽ: you should visit them 1st
    YuMii: maybe ima go visit you first :3


    YuMii: are you single or?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Yeah
    ŽKurumiŽ: I broke up 5 months ago
    ŽKurumiŽ: and I'm going to stay single
    ŽKurumiŽ: Because I feel this is a right way to do so
    ŽKurumiŽ: Also I'm ain't into relationship stuff
    YuMii: why did you broke up?
    YuMii: and im single also
    YuMii: and i want to be with you someday
    YuMii: and i know you dont like relationship thing but i still want you to xd
    ŽKurumiŽ: This is kinda awkward...
    YuMii: why is that?


    ŽKurumiŽ: I dunno
    ŽKurumiŽ: It's just...
    ŽKurumiŽ: It's just awkward xD
    YuMii: well i want to make you happy :3
    ŽKurumiŽ: FYI
    ŽKurumiŽ: This will be a hard task for ya'


    ŽKurumiŽ: I was being abused online by a fellow CS players...
    YuMii: but if something happen ill still protect you


    YuMii: hm i want you drop smoking.. i dont want you end up like me

    YuMii: maybe if i kiss you then the pain will go away?
    YuMii: or might go away
    ŽKurumiŽ (Flu): I'm not in pain :*


    YuMii [Laptop]: and hey whats your boobs size?


    ŽKurumiŽ: Lennox: ps4 or xbox one?
    ŽKurumiŽ: PS4
    Lennox: i love you
    Lennox: marry me
    Males on the internet, sure are horny...
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    It's a wonderful place is the internets. Bravo Stefan, that was a delightful read.

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    Wow you are a one screwed up dude.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Larrydavidsavatar View Post
    It's a wonderful place is the internets. Bravo Stefan, that was a delightful read.
    Glad you like it m8, and FYI that was only an sample I got alot of more logs to show them

    Quote Originally Posted by WrecksauceBenny View Post
    Wow you are a one screwed up dude.
    I take it as a compliment.




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    One of the strangest (yet hilarious) things I encountered on Steam




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    Good read Alpha Male will subscribe to this comrade

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    My new "knife"




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    LMAO OMG SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! Just like you said in the title! I came in here expecting nothing special and was greeted by something that just made my day! XD XD XD

    Keep it up man! Can't wait to hear more of your antics XD XD XD XD




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    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: ya know im starting to wish i never met my girlfriend...ŽKurumiŽ: Love troubles?
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: pretty much that and how she treats me
    ŽKurumiŽ: Well
    ŽKurumiŽ: I'm single for year or so now
    ŽKurumiŽ: Can't be bothered with relationships
    ŽKurumiŽ: There are more important things
    ŽKurumiŽ: In other words
    ŽKurumiŽ: Don't give a damn about it
    ŽKurumiŽ: And focus on your priorities
    ŽKurumiŽ: Like school,job,etc
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: thats kinda hard when this girl used to be everything to me
    ŽKurumiŽ: I know this feelings
    ŽKurumiŽ: But you can't feel bad about it
    ŽKurumiŽ: Live your life
    ŽKurumiŽ: and if she doesn't want to be part of it
    ŽKurumiŽ: then let it be
    ŽKurumiŽ: and move on
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i try telling her she seems like she no longer wants me around but she calls me an idiot and says she does
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she hardly hangs out or speaks to me now. she often breaks promises to play games with me
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she calls me stupid all the time because of asumptions i make like she does not want to talk to me or want to play with me
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: which she says are lies yet she proceeds to keep ignoring me
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: then she flips her shit on me and treats me like a child saying she will block me if i dont shut up and stuff like that
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: one of her friends trolled me and said something insulting to me
    ŽKurumiŽ: Well...
    ŽKurumiŽ: In that case they are 2 options
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: and then she said that if i dont leave her alone she will block me for 10 minutes
    ŽKurumiŽ: 1: Don't give a damn about her and move on just like I said earlier
    ŽKurumiŽ: 2: Ignore her for a while and don't try to contact her at all
    ŽKurumiŽ: after sometime she'll start talking with you again
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i tried 2 she does not even come looking for me anymore...
    ŽKurumiŽ: Then you gotta move on
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she always tells me she has like 45 chats open
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: well then there is the problem i feel forced to be with her now
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i admit...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: back when we did actually get along
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: we did some things im not to proud of...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: and then sent her the video's...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she told me she would post those on the internet if i hurt her or cheated on her...
    ŽKurumiŽ: In which state do you live?
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she lives in sweden but i live in pittsburgh PA
    ŽKurumiŽ: Sorry to say this
    ŽKurumiŽ: But
    ŽKurumiŽ: In case of blackmail
    ŽKurumiŽ: you won't be able to do anything
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i think i am...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: if those get out ill be labeled a sex offender for 42 years...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: im 17...
    ŽKurumiŽ: What exactly was it?
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: id rather not say...
    ŽKurumiŽ: You can trust me
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i masturbated for her on camera...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: like a fucking moron...
    ŽKurumiŽ: How come you're sure that she recorded it?
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i was the one who recorded it...
    ŽKurumiŽ: oh right...
    ŽKurumiŽ: Never do stuff like this
    ŽKurumiŽ: Because now you see how this ended up
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: how do i get her to not do this...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: because i cant even break it off peacefully...
    ŽKurumiŽ: This whole relationship was the some sort of trap for you
    ŽKurumiŽ: In which you felt for
    ŽKurumiŽ: You gotta act quick
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: well she isnt breaking it off...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: and i cant because im afraid of what will happen...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: id rather not have another person talk to her about it either..
    ŽKurumiŽ: If you don't want this video to go on the net
    ŽKurumiŽ: then you must act quickly
    ŽKurumiŽ: Also
    ŽKurumiŽ: If she said that
    ŽKurumiŽ: she'll post it on the internet
    ŽKurumiŽ: then she ain't worth shit
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she only said that because of some people who hurt her i saved her from....
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: but she means it...
    ŽKurumiŽ: Like I said
    ŽKurumiŽ: Act quickly
    ŽKurumiŽ: Maybe she's just bluffing
    ŽKurumiŽ: And also a word of advise
    ŽKurumiŽ: Don't engage yourself in distance relationships
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: it as working out till she changed...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i cant figure out whats wrong with skyrim...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i cant even play it to get my mind off things..
    ŽKurumiŽ: Instead of playing Skyrim start doing something about your problem
    ŽKurumiŽ: Otherwise it can't be helped
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: shes not talking to me right now
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: how can i do anything about it if she does not even want to speak to me
    ŽKurumiŽ: Talking to her knowing that she's ready to screw you up won't help
    ŽKurumiŽ: You must do something else
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: like what
    ŽKurumiŽ: Fight fire with fire
    ŽKurumiŽ: If she's ready to blackmail you
    ŽKurumiŽ: do the same
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: how can i do that when i have nothing to use
    ŽKurumiŽ: There must be something
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: there is one thing
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: but i cant use it because she just tells everyone it isnt true and they believe it and i know its true
    ŽKurumiŽ: What exactly is it?
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: a blog some people that hate her made
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: all about her
    ŽKurumiŽ: May I see it?
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i dont have the link anymore
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: i dont even know where to find it
    ŽKurumiŽ: It may be your only trump card in case the things goes south
    ŽKurumiŽ: Remember
    ŽKurumiŽ: You're the one who's being blackmailed
    ŽKurumiŽ: Not her
    ŽKurumiŽ: If you managed to find this blog don't be sad on threating her in case everything goes wrong as well
    ŽKurumiŽ: It's for your own protection
    ŽKurumiŽ: sorf of...


    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: she thinks i dont love her...
    Arisufizu Feitaruberun: but i do...
    ŽKurumiŽ: So suddenly after she hasn't replied to all your messages and after ignoring you all the time
    ŽKurumiŽ: She came to conclusion that you don't love her?
    ŽKurumiŽ: Way to go.
    That confession lol! ,I kinda felt bad for this fool lol




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    Cid told me to keep my Super Awesome Steam Adventures going so here's some more:

    My latest victim of the "erected glory" spam:


    Some shitkid that I and my friend (who is also a butthurt shitkid now) made butthurt:


    and some random chat log:
    Friend is playing GTA IV
    Alexander Pistoletov: HEY COUSIN! WANNA GO BOWLING?!111
    Zee ★: i never got a message from him
    Alexander Pistoletov: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSZaC_W7eyE
    Alexander Pistoletov: fuck me jesus...
    Zee ★: and I'm like
    Zee ★: at mission 16 or 17
    Alexander Pistoletov: the fuck is wrong with yer game?!
    Alexander Pistoletov: I mean
    Alexander Pistoletov: to not receive bowling invitation from roman?!
    Zee ★: ONCE
    Zee ★: to get drunk
    Zee ★: and it was the last time I played
    Zee ★: which was about a month
    Alexander Pistoletov: getting drunk with him does not count
    Alexander Pistoletov: it must be BOWLING!
    Zee ★: none




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    Roleplay in World of Warcraft is sure interesting...


    One and the half year of hard efforts finally paid off:




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    Yo comrade, a new SAGA awaits............

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    Quote Originally Posted by xEl_Cidx View Post
    Yo comrade, a new SAGA awaits............
    I can still troll stuff In-game ya' know? I'm tellin' ya trolling ppl in Dota2 and LoL is my top fav hobby




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