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    Dark / offensive joke thread!

    Couldn't find the other thread so here goes.

    PSA: don't get butthurt.

    I'll start!

    - I was walking down the street when I saw a black man carrying a TV, and thought to myself "Wait, is that mine?!". So I ran back home, relieved to see mine was still there, working in my cotton field.

    - What do a black man and a sperm have in common? Both have a one in a million chance of becoming a human being.

    - What do you call a five year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor.

    - What's the worst thing about breaking up with a Japanese girl? You have to drop the bomb twice before she gets the message.

    - What's got 5 arms, 3 legs and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

    - How did Rihanna find out Chris Brown was cheating on her? She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.

    - How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes start piling up.

    - Most black 15 year-olds in this country are decent, law abiding citizens. It's their kids who cause all the trouble.

    - How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

    - How do you kill a redneck? Wait 'till he fucks his sister then cut the brakes on his house.

    - What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing you already done told her twice.

    - Why do Jews have big noses? Because air is free.

    - How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an altarboy.

    - What's 9 inches long, pink, and makes my girlfriend scream when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage.

    - What's difference between dollars and Jews? I'd give a shit if I lost 6 million dollars.

    - What's a word that white people can call white people, but black people can't call black people? Dad.

    - What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer? I give a fuck when my computer crashes.







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    You may ask if this thread was a bad idea.

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