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    Quote Originally Posted by Nookie_Egg View Post
    Although you kinda can in RE6 (from the demo at least), I want to be able to beat the shit out of zombies. I want to be able to kick them in their undead bollocks and make them drop to their knees, punch 'em in the jaw and cause an x-ray akin to MK9 as their jaw gets ripped off their face with the power of the punch. Then I want to be able to go town and pistol whip the bastards, and rip off limbs. I could then proceed to beat the prick with their own arms.

    .....I then want to be able to tie them up and face fuck them. I want some zombie humiliation.
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    Army of Two is often referred to as a 'bromance'. I've only played the first one, and me and my friend naturally started doing over-the-top gay voice overs during the co-op play. When one of us was injured and went down, the other player could pull them to safer area. We would joke that it'd be funny if the only way the pull the other person was with your cock, and the only way to revive them to fighting status was to blow them. Wearing a gimp outfit would also be fitting. Yeah, I know, immature, yet was still funny.
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    In sports games, I want to see some random streaker just run around. Then of course, have a slow-mo of said streaker getting taken out by the guards.
    In any type of shooter, no ammo pick ups. Instead, make the player do a lil "something something" with/to an arms dealer. Depending on what you do depends on what weapon or how mich ammo you get back.
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    Quote Originally Posted by themute88orl View Post
    I was with you until you decided to facefuck the undead. WOW
    He said ridiculous, nuttin' more ridiculous than some undead lovin and you're telling me you would be against zombie humiliation? Lies
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    I want to be able to shoot and kill the kids in Fallout games. Pisses me off that I can't, because they're almost all annoying or a-holes.

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    In shooter games I want to be able to shower and use the toilet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nookie_Egg View Post
    He said ridiculous, nuttin' more ridiculous than some undead lovin and you're telling me you would be against zombie humiliation? Lies
    I think they did it right when they gave us the option to blow their heads off. I would not stick my stick in a stiff.

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    I want to be able to shoot and kill the kids in Fallout games. Pisses me off that I can't, because they're almost all annoying or a-holes.
    This. Same with the kids in Skyrim. Bethesda sure can make some annoying twerps.


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    *bump*

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    I want to be able to shoot and kill the kids in Fallout games. Pisses me off that I can't, because they're almost all annoying or a-holes.
    I think there's mods, yet obviously for PC
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    I would like to see a lot more shit happen the way it would in real life , if you are playing a shooter for example and shoot someone in the face , there should be a real nasty hole in it , plus blood over walls and a blood patch on the floor , also you should be able to injure people e.g a shot to the knee would leave them on there back holding there knee screaming in agony , dead bodies not vanishing . If your playing a zombie game , they show real damage , fire , holes , and total decay of body from damage . Player damage e.g a shot to the arm prevents you from using two handed weapons , until you get medical attention , gun damage actually kills you not like the pathetic system Max Payne 3 had e.g 8 painkillers makes it impossible to die because it forces a silly slow-mo event 8 times in a row if you are really stupid . Some games already offer most of these but not to a great standard . I love attention to detail .
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    they should make a game that has the ability to let you write your own respones where there are usually several pre written responses to choose from..the possibilities in that would be endless.

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    This is highly appropriate for this thread, yet highly inappropriate for children:

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    I've been itching for a good fleshed out, 3D first person shooter wildlife sim-hunting game, yet the PS3 seems to be devoid of them. I started to think of ridiculous ways to hunt animals, and here is what I've come up with so far...

    - Grenades / Rocket Launchers / Flamethrowers / Nukes / Tanks / Helicopter / Other military grade equipment.
    - Normal animal mode, where you can be any of the animals in the game, and you try to kill them with only their natural offence abilities.
    - Squirrel Mode, where you possess a flying squirrel equipped with a suicide vest, and try to land on your prey and take them out
    - Cloud mode, where you play a storm front, and can control lighting, or even single golfball-sized hail to kill your prey, or flood a plain wash away / drown the prey.
    - Suicide mode, where you play as a piece of rope shaped into a noose, and try sneak up on animals and hang them.
    - Possession mode, where you possess your prey, and make them run into traffic, off cliffs, into each other, or jet engines, etc

    Yeah...that's a good start. Someone read this and get on it...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuklar View Post
    Suicide mode, where you play as a piece of rope shaped into a noose, and try sneak up on animals and hang them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuklar View Post
    Normal animal mode, where you can be any of the animals in the game, and you try to kill them with only their natural offence abilities.
    I actually like this idea. Could be a good game if it's done right.

    Squirrel Mode, where you possess a flying squirrel equipped with a suicide vest, and try to land on your prey and take them out.
    This would make a good mini-game.
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    If a game is going to insist on having a strip club, have the balls to have topless girls instead of women with pasties or bikinis. I don't think anybody's really going to start fwapping it if you do, and tell the game raters to eat a D. Or, don't put strip clubs in. Just make it a regular dance club/bar.

    Movies like Titanic can have Kate Winslet let her saggers flop freely on a couch and only get a pg-13 rating (here in the states), but a game that can't be purchased by 18+ year olds can't have digital nipples? I won't even get into all of the hard and twisted porn you can buy at that age.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuklar View Post
    So this is often a concept I find myself pondering everytime I play a game - what would make the game completely hilarious, weird, awesome, etc, yet be so over-the-top and typically unacceptable that it'll likely never be done.
    For example, in Assassin's Creed III, there's horses, yet no horse shit. I think it would be awesome if they added it to the game as a momentum killer, just like pedestrians are (you step in horse crap, and you slip, or are slowed). You could use it to slow pursuers, or could even use it as a weapon.
    Those are fairly sound ideas, yet here are some retarded ones - It would be awesome if you could make your horse poop on command, and had various types of bowel movements for the horse. Like, you could have explosive diarreha that you could spray the people and town with, and the people would respond in various ways (offended, arroused, do a hand-stand...whatever).
    So yeah, that's just an example of the insanity I'd like to see from others (I can't be the only one...right? RIGHT!?). What are your ideas?
    That is hilarious! I'm picturing 3 villagers caked in filth side by side, one puking, the other dry humping whatever he can find, and the third doing a handstand.
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    Max Payne 3 you should be able to slow-mo dive and have an animation of Max bashing his face into a desk while jumping into it.
    Faceplant!
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    Ghostbusters for the NES had that, and it was very annoying.
    Something I would like to see added to games (after playing the Jak series) is if you are on an escort mission and kill an enemy (who drops a gun) you should be able to pick it up and hand it to the person you are escorting so they can help defend themselves.
    That would be very useful!
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    Come on people...you gotta have SOME creativity to ya....
    Playing through Need for Speed: Most Wanted, I think it would be interesting to see a stat that tracks 'families ruined'. You're crashing all the time, and no attention is given to the other victims of the crash. It could break down how many men, women, and children you've killed and mutilated.
    Adding pedestrians and dismemberment along the lines of Dead Space would also be a welcomed addition. Being able to attach blades to the side of your car and just taking a casual drive while slicing people in half would be pretty fun too.
    And if you don't think I'm a sociopath yet, here's an idea I'd love to see - 'Fetus Time'. Basically the game already goes into slow mo when you crash, and what I'd like to see, is an option to be a pregnant female driver, and when you crash, you stay in the car, yet your fetus busts out your gut, and goes flying out the windshield. A mini-game then ensues (Fetus Time) where, all in slow mo, you control the fetus' trajectory, and try to strangle pedestrians with the umbilical cord. The length of the cord would be proportional to the speed the car was going when crashed.
    Okay, I'm crying from laughing my ass off. I must be in that sleep deprived state where everything is funny. Yes...that's it...*shifty eyes*
    Shit dude, you're too much. I might die laughing at this rate...
    Quote Originally Posted by Luckay View Post
    Building off your idea, in GTA you hit a pedestrian, and have to watch a cutscene where the family is told, and a funeral is held for the person with a violin playing in the background, especially as the pedestrian is hurdled through the air and splats on the ground. That would be quite funny to me
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    A football/soccer game where playing in the top flight is like ultra ultra hard mode and failure to play well and keep your nose clean leads to playing for Sunday Pub teams with a beer gut and heavily taped up knees.
    To be preceded by a pint drinking, coke snorting, hooker baiting simulator featuring stealth action sections where you have to avoid the paparazzi as you stumble drunkenly through a town centre, dragging some cow eyed floozy behind you as you attempt to headbutt half of Essex for (apparently) questioning your mother's moral compass.
    Oh how the mighty have fallen... *slurs drunkenly* How dare you... my mother is an angel!
    Quote Originally Posted by Shuklar View Post
    In the Assassin's Creed series, I think it would be awesome if they gave you control over your 'Leaps of Faith' into hay bales and bushes. They could provide a shadow of where you'd hit, and the goal would be to obvious land in those zones, yet with control, you could land on pedestrians, split yourself in half on a fence, or just splat on the ground. Would be nice, silly fun.
    Ragdoll physics is always fun!
    Quote Originally Posted by User011010 View Post
    Sort of keeping with the main post, how about the main characters, the human ones anyways, actually having to stop what they're doing and have a bathroom break.
    It's always go go go and never any time to just stop.
    It would be funny to have to find a rest stop , especially in a game like Uncharted.
    "Wait, wait, wait! Time out! Don't shoot! I HAVE TO... GOOOOOO!" *runs into bathroom*
    *5 minutes later*
    "Alright, let's do this!"
    'Wait, you're not going to wash your hands? That's so gross, Drake!'
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    A comical football (soccer) game. PES and FIFA are serious, trying to replicate the real game perfectly. What would be cool was if you had streakers, fights and the ability to do a rugby tackle for an immediate red card. Instead of ''His shot is off target'' commentary we could have ''What the fu*k was that sh*t?'' If the game is 0-0 after 60 minutes the commentators fall asleep until a goal is scored. The teams will have abnormal kits, for example dressing as animal mascots. At any point during the match something random could happen, for example, when you're winning 3-0 with 10 minutes to go, the referee will shout out ''Next goal wins!''
    Reminds me of blurnsball from Futurama!
    Quote Originally Posted by Nookie_Egg View Post
    Although you kinda can in RE6 (from the demo at least), I want to be able to beat the shit out of zombies. I want to be able to kick them in their undead bollocks and make them drop to their knees, punch 'em in the jaw and cause an x-ray akin to MK9 as their jaw gets ripped off their face with the power of the punch. Then I want to be able to go town and pistol whip the bastards, and rip off limbs. I could then proceed to beat the prick with their own arms.
    .....I then want to be able to tie them up and face fuck them. I want some zombie humiliation.
    Wow... someone is harboring some deep anger. And is in badly need of some role play... although I can't imagine many girls would get off to that scenario, but I'm sure there's a trooper or two out there willing to give it a go!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shuklar View Post
    Army of Two is often referred to as a 'bromance'. I've only played the first one, and me and my friend naturally started doing over-the-top gay voice overs during the co-op play. When one of us was injured and went down, the other player could pull them to safer area. We would joke that it'd be funny if the only way the pull the other person was with your cock, and the only way to revive them to fighting status was to blow them. Wearing a gimp outfit would also be fitting. Yeah, I know, immature, yet was still funny.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jaggy2872 View Post
    In sports games, I want to see some random streaker just run around. Then of course, have a slow-mo of said streaker getting taken out by the guards.
    In any type of shooter, no ammo pick ups. Instead, make the player do a lil "something something" with/to an arms dealer. Depending on what you do depends on what weapon or how mich ammo you get back.
    Wow, I'm sensing a theme here...
    Quote Originally Posted by Nookie_Egg View Post
    He said ridiculous, nuttin' more ridiculous than some undead lovin and you're telling me you would be against zombie humiliation? Lies
    Okay I admit it. I wouldn't mind some hot zombie tale provided the body was fresh...
    Quote Originally Posted by Mihalick View Post
    I want to be able to shoot and kill the kids in Fallout games. Pisses me off that I can't, because they're almost all annoying or a-holes.
    Fear not, brave adventurer! For there are PC mods to sate your bloodlust! :broken:
    Quote Originally Posted by UNCLEPAULIE View Post
    I would like to see a lot more shit happen the way it would in real life , if you are playing a shooter for example and shoot someone in the face , there should be a real nasty hole in it , plus blood over walls and a blood patch on the floor , also you should be able to injure people e.g a shot to the knee would leave them on there back holding there knee screaming in agony , dead bodies not vanishing . If your playing a zombie game , they show real damage , fire , holes , and total decay of body from damage . Player damage e.g a shot to the arm prevents you from using two handed weapons , until you get medical attention , gun damage actually kills you not like the pathetic system Max Payne 3 had e.g 8 painkillers makes it impossible to die because it forces a silly slow-mo event 8 times in a row if you are really stupid . Some games already offer most of these but not to a great standard . I love attention to detail .
    And when you get shot in the arm, you have to wait weeks for it to heal... and and when you injure your back, you go broke from the medical bills and are out of comission for half a year... and and and if you get shot in the spine (after completing physical therapy), you can play the rest of the game as a paraplegic... and and and and you'll die near the start of every FPS because the enemies are not bad shots and will aim for vital organs
    There's a reason they're not super-realistic
    Quote Originally Posted by zomb13sith View Post
    they should make a game that has the ability to let you write your own respones where there are usually several pre written responses to choose from..the possibilities in that would be endless.
    That would be hilarious, but it would be a letdown to see it have no effect on the gameplay.
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    Oh wow, quite a lot of modding going on there. Quite a frisky dolphin isn't he... And he sure does love peeing on terminator Jesus. :stare:
    Quote Originally Posted by Shuklar View Post
    /necropost
    I've been itching for a good fleshed out, 3D first person shooter wildlife sim-hunting game, yet the PS3 seems to be devoid of them. I started to think of ridiculous ways to hunt animals, and here is what I've come up with so far...
    - Grenades / Rocket Launchers / Flamethrowers / Nukes / Tanks / Helicopter / Other military grade equipment.
    - Normal animal mode, where you can be any of the animals in the game, and you try to kill them with only their natural offence abilities.
    - Squirrel Mode, where you possess a flying squirrel equipped with a suicide vest, and try to land on your prey and take them out
    - Cloud mode, where you play a storm front, and can control lighting, or even single golfball-sized hail to kill your prey, or flood a plain wash away / drown the prey.
    - Suicide mode, where you play as a piece of rope shaped into a noose, and try sneak up on animals and hang them.
    - Possession mode, where you possess your prey, and make them run into traffic, off cliffs, into each other, or jet engines, etc
    Yeah...that's a good start. Someone read this and get on it...
    That would be pretty cool. You should play Tokyo Jungle.
    Quote Originally Posted by Mihalick View Post
    If a game is going to insist on having a strip club, have the balls to have topless girls instead of women with pasties or bikinis. I don't think anybody's really going to start fwapping it if you do, and tell the game raters to eat a D. Or, don't put strip clubs in. Just make it a regular dance club/bar.
    Movies like Titanic can have Kate Winslet let her saggers flop freely on a couch and only get a pg-13 rating (here in the states), but a game that can't be purchased by 18+ year olds can't have digital nipples? I won't even get into all of the hard and twisted porn you can buy at that age.
    Definitely dude. Oh no, you mean to tell me a young adult can buy a $60 game with nudity in it!? *gasp* He should just go buy $60 worth of porn instead!

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    Now as for my contribution to this thread... I would like to see the protagonist and their love interest do it. Only the guy will get a tad too excited, leaving him in an awkward silent shame as they lay next to each other; the girl thoroughly annoyed at how pitiful the experience was. The guy could react in various ways: some personalities would pretend they were awesome sex-gods, while others would curl up into balls and cry, and still others would try to explain it away in some very poor way. This newfound awkward dynamic would then hover over the characters for the rest of the game with the man constantly petitioning to redeem himself, and the chick turning him down and possibly finding a new person. Perhaps the guy could do such a horrible job, it could force her to swear off men forever...

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