Random, Ridiculous & Retarded. What do you want to see?

[Shuklar]

So this is often a concept I find myself pondering everytime I play a game - what would make the game completely hilarious, weird, awesome, etc, yet be so over-the-top and typically unacceptable that it'll likely never be done.

For example, in Assassin's Creed III, there's horses, yet no horse shit. I think it would be awesome if they added it to the game as a momentum killer, just like pedestrians are (you step in horse crap, and you slip, or are slowed). You could use it to slow pursuers, or could even use it as a weapon.

Those are fairly sound ideas, yet here are some retarded ones - It would be awesome if you could make your horse poop on command, and had various types of bowel movements for the horse. Like, you could have explosive diarreha that you could spray the people and town with, and the people would respond in various ways (offended, arroused, do a hand-stand...whatever).

So yeah, that's just an example of the insanity I'd like to see from others (I can't be the only one...right? RIGHT!?). What are your ideas?

[Qurb]

Lol that made me crack up. It'll be cool seeing a car running out of fuel and having to go to a gas station to pump gas, but I think I'll find that annoying lol.

[Luckalicious]

Max Payne 3 you should be able to slow-mo dive and have an animation of Max bashing his face into a desk while jumping into it.

[dr_mayus]

Lol that made me crack up. It'll be cool seeing a car running out of fuel and having to go to a gas station to pump gas, but I think I'll find that annoying lol.

Ghostbusters for the NES had that, and it was very annoying.

Something I would like to see added to games (after playing the Jak series) is if you are on an escort mission and kill an enemy (who drops a gun) you should be able to pick it up and hand it to the person you are escorting so they can help defend themselves.

[Shuklar]

Come on people...you gotta have SOME creativity to ya....

Playing through Need for Speed: Most Wanted, I think it would be interesting to see a stat that tracks 'families ruined'. You're crashing all the time, and no attention is given to the other victims of the crash. It could break down how many men, women, and children you've killed and mutilated.

Adding pedestrians and dismemberment along the lines of Dead Space would also be a welcomed addition. Being able to attach blades to the side of your car and just taking a casual drive while slicing people in half would be pretty fun too.

And if you don't think I'm a sociopath yet, here's an idea I'd love to see - 'Fetus Time'. Basically the game already goes into slow mo when you crash, and what I'd like to see, is an option to be a pregnant female driver, and when you crash, you stay in the car, yet your fetus busts out your gut, and goes flying out the windshield. A mini-game then ensues (Fetus Time) where, all in slow mo, you control the fetus' trajectory, and try to strangle pedestrians with the umbilical cord. The length of the cord would be proportional to the speed the car was going when crashed.

Okay, I'm crying from laughing my ass off. I must be in that sleep deprived state where everything is funny. Yes...that's it...*shifty eyes*

[Luckalicious]

Building off your idea, in GTA you hit a pedestrian, and have to watch a cutscene where the family is told, and a funeral is held for the person with a violin playing in the background, especially as the pedestrian is hurdled through the air and splats on the ground. That would be quite funny to me

[x13ucketHeaDx]

Lol that made me crack up. It'll be cool seeing a car running out of fuel and having to go to a gas station to pump gas, but I think I'll find that annoying lol.

Of recent games, Deadly Premonition did that. The scenes at the gas station are...interesting.

I would love for the next Resident Evil game to star Barry Burton ...IN SPACE. He's killing Space Zombies and Space BOWs with his Space Magnum. He has a beard. He has a gun. He is all that is man. Barry.

[Swanny]

It'll be cool seeing a car running out of fuel and having to go to a gas station to pump gas, but I think I'll find that annoying lol.

In GTA:SA multiplayer RP server that actually happens. As well as having to start car engines, lock cars and wear seatbelts to preserve health on crashes, etc.. this isn't really as ridiculous as the OP's suggestion (HA!), and I reckon it'll inevitably be included in future games.

As for the horse shit..... hahaha, well... that is random.

[Larrydavidsavatar]

A football/soccer game where playing in the top flight is like ultra ultra hard mode and failure to play well and keep your nose clean leads to playing for Sunday Pub teams with a beer gut and heavily taped up knees.
To be preceded by a pint drinking, coke snorting, hooker baiting simulator featuring stealth action sections where you have to avoid the paparazzi as you stumble drunkenly through a town centre, dragging some cow eyed floozy behind you as you attempt to headbutt half of Essex for (apparently) questioning your mother's moral compass.

[Qurb]

In GTA:SA multiplayer RP server that actually happens. As well as having to start car engines, lock cars and wear seatbelts to preserve health on crashes, etc.. this isn't really as ridiculous as the OP's suggestion (HA!), and I reckon it'll inevitably be included in future games.

As for the horse shit..... hahaha, well... that is random.

Never ran into that while I played San Andreas before, seems ridiculous though, not a big fan of RP.

[Shuklar]

In the Assassin's Creed series, I think it would be awesome if they gave you control over your 'Leaps of Faith' into hay bales and bushes. They could provide a shadow of where you'd hit, and the goal would be to obvious land in those zones, yet with control, you could land on pedestrians, split yourself in half on a fence, or just splat on the ground. Would be nice, silly fun.

[The Secret Society]

After that first post I just couldn't go on, what game on a console you know where there's shit in it?
It's just a game after all

And puppy throat slitter? Really?

[themute88orl]

In the Assassin's Creed series, I think it would be awesome if they gave you control over your 'Leaps of Faith' into hay bales and bushes. They could provide a shadow of where you'd hit, and the goal would be to obvious land in those zones, yet with control, you could land on pedestrians, split yourself in half on a fence, or just splat on the ground. Would be nice, silly fun.

You telpathicaly stole that. Dead serious, I was thinking of giving more control to the LoF. ARGH!!!! Stay outta my mind!

[User011010]

Sort of keeping with the main post, how about the main characters, the human ones anyways, actually having to stop what they're doing and have a bathroom break.

It's always go go go and never any time to just stop.

It would be funny to have to find a rest stop , especially in a game like Uncharted.

[User011010]

...here's an idea I'd love to see - 'Fetus Time'. Basically the game already goes into slow mo when you crash, and what I'd like to see, is an option to be a pregnant female driver, and when you crash, you stay in the car, yet your fetus busts out your gut, and goes flying out the windshield. A mini-game then ensues (Fetus Time) where, all in slow mo, you control the fetus' trajectory, and try to strangle pedestrians with the umbilical cord. The length of the cord would be proportional to the speed the car was going when crashed...

Oh man, not sure how to comment on that one

[MrFudge]

A comical football (soccer) game. PES and FIFA are serious, trying to replicate the real game perfectly. What would be cool was if you had streakers, fights and the ability to do a rugby tackle for an immediate red card. Instead of ''His shot is off target'' commentary we could have ''What the fu*k was that sh*t?'' If the game is 0-0 after 60 minutes the commentators fall asleep until a goal is scored. The teams will have abnormal kits, for example dressing as animal mascots. At any point during the match something random could happen, for example, when you're winning 3-0 with 10 minutes to go, the referee will shout out ''Next goal wins!''

[RENZOKUKEN]

Like, you could have explosive diarreha that you could spray the people and town with, and the people would respond in various ways (offended, arroused, do a hand-stand...whatever).

Speaking of this, isn't there a mission in Saints Row 2 where you to spray some houses down with shit? lol

[Undrey]

In all games basically, after you die 5 times, one of your enemies says "How does he keep coming back!?".
Nothing creative, just at the top of my head.

[Shuklar]

Speaking of this, isn't there a mission in Saints Row 2 where you to spray some houses down with shit? lol

Indeed

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[Nookie_Egg]

Although you kinda can in RE6 (from the demo at least), I want to be able to beat the shit out of zombies. I want to be able to kick them in their undead bollocks and make them drop to their knees, punch 'em in the jaw and cause an x-ray akin to MK9 as their jaw gets ripped off their face with the power of the punch. Then I want to be able to go town and pistol whip the bastards, and rip off limbs. I could then proceed to beat the prick with their own arms.

.....I then want to be able to tie them up and face fuck them. I want some zombie humiliation.