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    Fuck Dark Souls

    Ok, I just want to let off steam at this bastard of a game.

    First of all, I was in Darkroot Basin and I had over 30,000 souls, which is A LOT to me. I went to fight that wolf bastard Sif and died. Not wanting to lose all those souls (plus 7 humanity), I went to fight her another 4 times and died every time. I then decided to become human so that I could summon help. I made it back to the fog gate and decided to wait (I also put my sign down so that I could help others). After over 20 minutes of patient waiting I got a message saying that I was about to invade someone. Despite only offering, and wanting, help, this dick game decided to make me invade.

    Naturally, I invaded someone who had amazing armour and a giant, flaming sword. I died. I lost my 30,000 souls and 7 humanity. All over something I didn't even want to do.

    Pissed off, I decided to venture into Blighttown. While in the Depths, I helped a few people defeat the Gaping Dragon. I accumulated 40,000+ souls and then quit the game at the gates to Blighttown. This morning, I reloaded the game and as soon as it started, my character was falling through grey nothingness. I'd fallen through the map without moving. There was no bloodstain left and so, surprise surprise, I lost all my souls.

    A while later, I made it to the Blighttown Bonfire. I lit it, thinking that a checkpoint was now set, and then got summoned. Whilst summoned I was poisoned and subsequently died. I didn't care that much. But then I spawned at the Bonfire in the Depths. What the fuck is the point of lighting a Bonfire if it literally does nothing!?

    Now for the icing on the bloody cake. Once again, I made it back to the Bonfire in Blighttown. Worried that flame dogs were about to attack me, I rushed over to the Bonfire and was desperate to save. Of course, some stupid prick had put a message right next to it. I clicked X in order to save but instead this shitty message opened. In my panic, I clicked Circle in order to close the message. Clicking Circle didn't close the message. Clicking Circle didn't allow me to save. Clicking Circle sent me ROLLING OVER THE FUCKING BRIDGE TO MY DEATH.

    I'm now back in the Depths. Sanity barely intact.

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    Judging by your ID,you must be a YOLO ******....never go YOLO ******! Dark Souls iz YOLO,you only live once,so be FUCKIGN cautious...
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    Quote Originally Posted by brAvEhEaRtDC View Post
    Judging by your ID,you must be a YOLO ******....never go YOLO ******! Dark Souls iz YOLO,you only live once,so be FUCKIGN cautious...
    Hahaha fantastic response. Be safe in the knowledge that if I could give reputation to you, I would.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YOLO View Post
    Ok, I just want to let off steam at this bastard of a game.

    First of all, I was in Darkroot Basin and I had over 30,000 souls, which is A LOT to me. I went to fight that wolf bastard Sif and died. Not wanting to lose all those souls (plus 7 humanity), I went to fight her another 4 times and died every time. I then decided to become human so that I could summon help. I made it back to the fog gate and decided to wait (I also put my sign down so that I could help others). After over 20 minutes of patient waiting I got a message saying that I was about to invade someone. Despite only offering, and wanting, help, this dick game decided to make me invade.

    Naturally, I invaded someone who had amazing armour and a giant, flaming sword. I died. I lost my 30,000 souls and 7 humanity. All over something I didn't even want to do.

    Pissed off, I decided to venture into Blighttown. While in the Depths, I helped a few people defeat the Gaping Dragon. I accumulated 40,000+ souls and then quit the game at the gates to Blighttown. This morning, I reloaded the game and as soon as it started, my character was falling through grey nothingness. I'd fallen through the map without moving. There was no bloodstain left and so, surprise surprise, I lost all my souls.

    A while later, I made it to the Blighttown Bonfire. I lit it, thinking that a checkpoint was now set, and then got summoned. Whilst summoned I was poisoned and subsequently died. I didn't care that much. But then I spawned at the Bonfire in the Depths. What the fuck is the point of lighting a Bonfire if it literally does nothing!?

    Now for the icing on the bloody cake. Once again, I made it back to the Bonfire in Blighttown. Worried that flame dogs were about to attack me, I rushed over to the Bonfire and was desperate to save. Of course, some stupid prick had put a message right next to it. I clicked X in order to save but instead this shitty message opened. In my panic, I clicked Circle in order to close the message. Clicking Circle didn't close the message. Clicking Circle didn't allow me to save. Clicking Circle sent me ROLLING OVER THE FUCKING BRIDGE TO MY DEATH.

    I'm now back in the Depths. Sanity barely intact.



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    Quote Originally Posted by YOLO View Post
    Ok, I just want to let off steam at this bastard of a game.

    First of all, I was in Darkroot Basin and I had over 30,000 souls, which is A LOT to me. I went to fight that wolf bastard Sif and died. Not wanting to lose all those souls (plus 7 humanity), I went to fight her another 4 times and died every time. I then decided to become human so that I could summon help. I made it back to the fog gate and decided to wait (I also put my sign down so that I could help others). After over 20 minutes of patient waiting I got a message saying that I was about to invade someone. Despite only offering, and wanting, help, this dick game decided to make me invade.

    Naturally, I invaded someone who had amazing armour and a giant, flaming sword. I died. I lost my 30,000 souls and 7 humanity. All over something I didn't even want to do.

    Pissed off, I decided to venture into Blighttown. While in the Depths, I helped a few people defeat the Gaping Dragon. I accumulated 40,000+ souls and then quit the game at the gates to Blighttown. This morning, I reloaded the game and as soon as it started, my character was falling through grey nothingness. I'd fallen through the map without moving. There was no bloodstain left and so, surprise surprise, I lost all my souls.

    A while later, I made it to the Blighttown Bonfire. I lit it, thinking that a checkpoint was now set, and then got summoned. Whilst summoned I was poisoned and subsequently died. I didn't care that much. But then I spawned at the Bonfire in the Depths. What the fuck is the point of lighting a Bonfire if it literally does nothing!?

    Now for the icing on the bloody cake. Once again, I made it back to the Bonfire in Blighttown. Worried that flame dogs were about to attack me, I rushed over to the Bonfire and was desperate to save. Of course, some stupid prick had put a message right next to it. I clicked X in order to save but instead this shitty message opened. In my panic, I clicked Circle in order to close the message. Clicking Circle didn't close the message. Clicking Circle didn't allow me to save. Clicking Circle sent me ROLLING OVER THE FUCKING BRIDGE TO MY DEATH.

    I'm now back in the Depths. Sanity barely intact.

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    Maybe you just aren't very good at the game yet..?
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    Well first off to activate a Bonfire light it then use it mabey Kindle it 1 time but as for MOST Dark Souls players dont have a clue my main build is SL 180 NG ++++ MY 2nd build is 103 NG + and my 3rd is 55 upgrade your level create bettrr weapons and JUST learn HOW to play I got Platinum in 35 days

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    Ps losing 40000 souls isnt much my main build needs 250000 souls to level up so try losing 200000 plus souls to a DOUCHE BAG INVADER and 30 humanity

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    I had a similar thread of Demon's Souls a LONG time ago. Just keep trying, use walkthroughs and guides and stuff... you should be okay if you do all of that.
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    Stuff like this makes me not want to play this type of 1.000.000+ hours games, I'd be pissed too.


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    well... at least you beat the gaping dragon just wait until you run into Orenstein and smough... that's where i'm stuck right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by YOLO View Post
    Ok, I just want to let off steam at this bastard of a game.

    First of all, I was in Darkroot Basin and I had over 30,000 souls, which is A LOT to me. I went to fight that wolf bastard Sif and died. Not wanting to lose all those souls (plus 7 humanity), I went to fight her another 4 times and died every time. I then decided to become human so that I could summon help. I made it back to the fog gate and decided to wait (I also put my sign down so that I could help others). After over 20 minutes of patient waiting I got a message saying that I was about to invade someone. Despite only offering, and wanting, help, this dick game decided to make me invade.

    Naturally, I invaded someone who had amazing armour and a giant, flaming sword. I died. I lost my 30,000 souls and 7 humanity. All over something I didn't even want to do.

    Pissed off, I decided to venture into Blighttown. While in the Depths, I helped a few people defeat the Gaping Dragon. I accumulated 40,000+ souls and then quit the game at the gates to Blighttown. This morning, I reloaded the game and as soon as it started, my character was falling through grey nothingness. I'd fallen through the map without moving. There was no bloodstain left and so, surprise surprise, I lost all my souls.

    A while later, I made it to the Blighttown Bonfire. I lit it, thinking that a checkpoint was now set, and then got summoned. Whilst summoned I was poisoned and subsequently died. I didn't care that much. But then I spawned at the Bonfire in the Depths. What the fuck is the point of lighting a Bonfire if it literally does nothing!?

    Now for the icing on the bloody cake. Once again, I made it back to the Bonfire in Blighttown. Worried that flame dogs were about to attack me, I rushed over to the Bonfire and was desperate to save. Of course, some stupid prick had put a message right next to it. I clicked X in order to save but instead this shitty message opened. In my panic, I clicked Circle in order to close the message. Clicking Circle didn't close the message. Clicking Circle didn't allow me to save. Clicking Circle sent me ROLLING OVER THE FUCKING BRIDGE TO MY DEATH.

    I'm now back in the Depths. Sanity barely intact.
    Must be me but that kind of shit is why I love the game . Not the glitch though .
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    Who hasn't played Dark Souls and lost loads of souls by dying? lol

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    Kinda ironic that someone named 'YOLO' is upset at Dark Souls.

    I lost over 3,000,000 souls to a Chinese PvP invader, but it was no big deal.



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    Quote Originally Posted by JetGirl View Post
    well... at least you beat the gaping dragon just wait until you run into Orenstein and smough... that's where i'm stuck right now
    What sl are you? Mayhaps I can help.

    As for the OP, I don't know what to tell you. You certainly have to rest at the bonfire for the checkpoint to be recognised. The glitch sucks, but the game is not super hard. Just take yer time. I thought I was stuck at the Gaping Dragon, but then I aced him using the two available summons. Everything after was a cakewalk. I'm just outside of the final boss, but I'm not ready to beat the game yet.

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    Quote Originally Posted by annare41 View Post
    Stuff like this makes me not want to play this type of 1.000.000+ hours games, I'd be pissed too.
    Any person with common sense would not be pissed. Plus 30k souls are ridiculously easy to get anyway.
    The game's fine, and always bear in mind you're supposed to die at least a bunch of times your first time through, after the first playthrough you pretty much stop caring about souls and more about getting certain stuff for your build.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YOLO View Post
    Pissed off, I decided to venture into Blighttown.
    If I had to venture a guess , I would say this was the part where you fucked up...

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    Ok, I can understand the falling into nothingness thing.

    But the rest, I reward you no pity. Everyone who played the game suffered in some way, you aren't the first, and you sure as shit won't be the last. Learn from your mistakes, and keep trying. You'll get better with time.
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    This thread is still open?

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