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    One big benefit of the PS4

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    You masturbate in front of your console? Weird
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    Quote Originally Posted by jmargraves View Post
    Taken from a site called 'techcrunch.com' and made me lol....

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    so why is the ps eye in the pic?

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    Couldn't you just drape a towel over the kinect, or perhaps turn it away from you if you must pleasure yourself in front of your console? Doesn't seem like that difficult of a problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ferretbusiness View Post
    Couldn't you just drape a towel over the kinect, or perhaps turn it away from you if you must pleasure yourself in front of your console? Doesn't seem like that difficult of a problem.
    Maybe he's black and needs to use 2 hands. Just sayin'.
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    I'll just pretend I have never seen this thread.


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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXTHUNDER View Post
    Maybe he's black and needs to use 2 hands. Just sayin'.
    Wow, that's a little bit racist. You could drape the towel before you start, not like you need to multitask or anything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ferretbusiness View Post
    Wow, that's a little bit racist. You could drape the towel before you start, not like you need to multitask or anything.
    Hey if that's the worst thing someone could say about my ethnicity then I would be all for it.

    The reason why he doesn't drape the towel over the Kinect is because he needs it for when he's done.

    I have the proper solution. Just don't buy the SexBox One.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jmargraves View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by MAXTHUNDER View Post
    Hey if that's the worst thing someone could say about my ethnicity then I would be all for it.

    The reason why he doesn't drape the towel over the Kinect is because he needs it for when he's done.

    I have the proper solution. Just don't buy the SexBox One.
    Dont have multiple towels, now that's just sad. Also, might not want to use towels to clean up since they're never soft again. Tissues would be a better option, or perhaps paper towels.

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    Wtf....

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    Rather than turn the Kinect around or cover it with a towel, why not dress it up in a wig and some lipstick? Just a thought.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stefanovich777 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by ferretbusiness View Post
    Dont have multiple towels, now that's just sad. Also, might not want to use towels to clean up since they're never soft again. Tissues would be a better option, or perhaps paper towels.

    I wouldn't use tissues I would use Bounty the quicker picker upper for sure . They might have multiple towels but what if he has a bunch of friends over and he's trying to get the achievement for 8 people whacking off in one room.

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    Sounds like it's one of the only "good" things about the XbOne.


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    Come to think of it...exhibitionists might enjoy xbone.



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    How very bizarre this discussion has become

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    Quote Originally Posted by scottalfiecaz View Post
    How very bizarre this discussion has become
    Is that surprising?


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