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[top]Introduction




[top]Overview

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Players: 1
Online Trophies: N/A
Estimated Time to Platinum: ~20 hours
Minimum Playthroughs: 1, with a reload of a save.

Collectible Trophies: Poco Chinpoko
, Chinpoko Loco, Chinpokolypse, Daddy Issues, More Popular Than Jesus, More Popular Than John Lennon, Shopaholic, Clothes Whore, Friends in Strange Places, & Full Arsenal.

Missable Trophies: KKK Hero, Elven Hero, Ginigivitis, Day Walker, Inside Joke, Are We Cool?, Parkeologist, For the Hoarder, Face Hoff, Truth to Power, Irritable Bowels, Acceptance, Dragon Wrath, Two Girls, One Stick, Re-Buttal, Heisenberg, Outpatient, Perverted, No Child Left Behind, Chinpokolypse, More Popular Than John Lennon, Clothes Whore, Too Far, Mastery, & Full Arsenal.


[top]Tips & Strategies

  • Always block! When the white shield icon appears under your character, press to negate some the attack's damage. Not only will this help you survive in battle, but it will also earn you a few trophies.
  • Create manual saves before entering new locations. Most of them are unavailable post-game, and thus any missed items, friends, or trophies are lost and will require a second playthrough.
  • hit parking meters and newspaper machines to earn extra money. Leaving the area and re-entering re-spawns the items, allowing you to farm money if needed.
  • Keep your weapons up to date! lower level weapons will leave you at a disadvantage later in the game.
  • Remain stocked up on healing items, just in case.
  • Have fun!


[top]Roadmap

1: Begin new game as the Jew Class and accept the name your new "friends" bestow upon you. Continue through the game collecting items, befriending the townsfolk and progressing the story. Remember to have the necessary clothing for certain boss battles and to keep an eye on missable friends and items (IE: The Chief of Police being added before the end-game quest.) Also try your best to not end a battle with a buddy KO'd or sell any items or you'll lock out No Child Left Behind and For the Hoarder respectively.

Note:
We recommend creating manual saves before:
  • Elementary School: missable items
  • Alien ship: missable items
  • Elementary School part II: missable items, friends, and a choice trophy (Cartman vs Kyle)
  • Taco Bell: missable items
  • Unplanned Parenthood: missable items
  • Canada: missable items, friends, and 1/4 of Truth to Power
  • Clyde's Fortress: missable items, friends, and multiple "defeat Kenny" trophies
Keep in mind that when you reload a previous save, all progress from beyond that point must be redone in order to collect all Chinpokomon, outfits, weapons, or friends.


2: Clean up any remaining trophies by completing sidequests or farming the few remaining enemies in the Woods.

3: Reload aforementioned manual saves in order to earn potentially missed trophies in the school (part 1&2), Abortion Clinic, and Clyde's Fortress.


[top]Trophies

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South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ Platinum Trophy
Collected all South Park™: The Stick of Truth™ trophies.

You've managed to obtain every trophy! Maybe now people will respect your authoritay...

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New Kid On The Block
You have joined the KKK.

This trophy is Story Related and cannot be missed

Upon completing your mission at the Giggling Donkey (aka Jimmy's House), you will recover the Stick (for now). After the short dialogue ends, Eric's mother will send him to bed, as it is getting late. You and the other boys head home, preparing for another battle for the stick in the morning. When you get into bed the trophy should pop.

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First Day in South Park
You completed your first day in South Park.

This trophy is Story Related and cannot be missed

This trophy will unlock upon waking up after your very eventful first night.

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KKK Hero
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.

This trophy is Missable!

After fighting through the Elementary School to get the Stick of Truth from Cartman's desk, you are faced with a simple choice: fight alongside Cartman, or turn on your fellow humans by siding with Kyle...

Down with the Elves! Attack Kyle to begin your standard boss battle. When he gets down near 25% health, he will try to use a leaf blower to finish you off. Counter-attack with a fart QTE to overpower him and win the fight.
After claiming victory, the trophy will pop.

Note: By employing a manual save right before you make the choice, you can easily reload and choose the second option after completing the initial fight and earning the trophy. This will prevent you from needing a second playthrough to earn both trophies.

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Elven Hero
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.

This trophy is Missable!

After fighting through the Elementary School to get the Stick of Truth from Cartman's desk, you are faced with a simple choice: fight alongside Cartman, or defeat evil with Kyle...

Similar to KKK Hero , you must attack Cartman, thereby siding with Kyle and the elves. The same strategy as every other fight applies here, wear down his health until he initiates a "fart-off". Upon winning the QTE, the trophy will pop and a new faction in the fight for the stick will be unveiled...

Note: By employing a manual save right before you make the choice, you can easily reload and choose the second option after completing the initial fight and earning the trophy. This will prevent you from needing a second playthrough to earn both trophies.

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Nonconformist
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.

This trophy is Story Related and cannot be missed

On your second day in South Park, you are given the task of recruiting the Goth Kids to your cause. In order to do so, you have to be a non-conformist and dress like they do. You're going to need to round up a few items first.
  • Goth cap: sold by the shady looking guy at the Storage Complex
  • Goth Outfit: Same as above
  • Goth Gloves: Same as above
  • Dark Roast Coffee: Sold by Mr. Tweek
  • Cigarettes: Defeat the Sixth Graders in the alley between Jimbo's Gun store and Skeeter's Bar.

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Gingivitis
Gingers have bitten you 3 times without you blocking.

This trophy is Missable!

You will first encounter Ginger enemies when attempting to break Craig out of detention. When the attack title "Ginger Bite" appears, simply allow the attack to hit you. Do this 3 times to earn the trophy.

Quote Originally Posted by sith3345
On your second trip to the school, a Nazi Zombie version of the gingers appear in the basement. Their bite DOES count toward this trophy, so you have two opportunities to earn it per playthrough.
Note: It would be a wise decision to manually save before entering the school. In the event of you missing the 3 ginger bites needed, you can relaod and try again.

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Day Walker
You defeated the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.

This trophy is Missable!

Towards the end of your quest to free Craig from his dreaded detention sentence, you will have to defeat the sixth grade Ginger Hall Monitor. You must have the Ginger Freckle makeup item equipped before the battle starts. These can either be equipped during character creation or found as an item on KO'd hall monitors in the school.

Note: It would be a wise decision to manually save before entering the school. In the event of you forgetting to equip the ginger freckles, you can reload the save for another shot at this trophy.

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Made This for You
You flung a turd of your own creation at an enemy.

For this to work, you first need to obtain a Turd . There are two ways of going about this: Finding one while traversing the Sewers, or making one yourself.
  • If we go with the second option, you will first need to enter a bathroom (there is one upstairs in your house). Upon interacting with the toilet, a QTE mini game starts where you have to mash in order to fill the left meter before the timer on the right runs out. If you are successful, turn around and retrieve your... prize.
  • Once in battle, you can use items during your turn. Simply scroll down, select the turd, and toss it at an enemy (poor guy ). After the animation completes, the trophy should unlock.

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Inside Joke
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.

This trophy is Missable!

Later in the game, you will discover the true goal of "Taco Bell"... They've managed to fit a snuke (a suitcase nuke) up Mr. Slave's cavernous backside. In order to save the town, you will have to shrink down and abort the device from the inside. While you make your way "North", you will encounter several enemy bacteria. At some point, make sure you attempt to summon Mr. Slave.

Note: It would be a wise decision to manually save before you embark on this disgusting journey. Also remember that you can only summon Mr. Slave once per day, so make sure you don't summon him any time after the second trip to the school.

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Are We Cool?
You found Jesus while playing as a Jew.

This trophy is Missable!

Note: This is only missable for characters that are not the "Jew" class.

When you finally gain the ability to roam around South Park, you will have to work your way toward City Hall. Father Maxi is sitting on a bench out front, and will give you a quest to find Jesus over at the church. Proceed toward the church and enter. You will immediately notice a "tee-hee" from the right side benches. Once you find Jesus hiding there, you will have to return to Maxi to receive part 2 of the quest.

Part 2 requires that you head back to the church. Upon your return, you need to once again locate Jesus. By going up to the altar and interacting with each spotlight and then the wall switch, Jesus' silhouette will appear on the cross. Look behind the altar to find Jesus and the trophy will unlock.

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Parkeologist
You opened all of the garages in South Park.

This trophy is Missable!

Note: Jimmy's garage becomes missable if you have not gotten the key from his house prior to the game's final battle.

All of the other garages are either unlocked or require a key to open, the latter of which are often found in the garage's house.

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For the Hoarder
You completed the game without selling any items.

This trophy is Missable!

This is quite simple really. All you have to do is complete the game while avoiding the temptation to sell anything. After the main story line is finished, you are free to sell whatever you want.

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Face Hoff
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.

This trophy is Missable!

Before the final charge on Clyde's fortress, you need to travel to Tom's Rhinoplasty and purchase "the Hoff" nose job for $175. Once you have attained this suave new look, feel free to begin your attack on Clyde's fortress.

See Stick Savior for details on the fight.

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Truth to Power
You farted on four major authority figures.

This trophy is Missable!
  • Priest Maxi: Can be found sitting on a bench in front of City Hall
  • Principal Victoria: Located at the town Community Center
  • Mayor McDaniels: Located in her office at City Hall
  • Minister of Montreal: Found in the Catacombs of Canada *Missable!* You must fart on the Minister before talking to him, otherwise he disappears.
Note: This trophy may be glitched and/or glitchy. Some users are only getting it to register by using the Cup-a-spell on each authority figure.

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Irritable Bowels
You shat your pants during a boss battle.

This trophy is Missable!

This was a fun accidental discovery . When in battle, simply overload your mana by using too many mana items during a boss fight and you will paint the floor brown. Obviously you'll need to have enough mana items before beginning the fight, so remember to keep stocked up on them.

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Acceptance
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.

This trophy is Missable!

To unlock this trophy you must accept that Cartman and the others will call you "Douchebag." Near the beginning of the game, when you select your name, it does not matter what you put.
  • Once you finish entering your name of choice Cartman will say "You have entered 'Douchebag.'"
    • Select "Yes."

  • Cartman will say, "Are you sure you want to choose the name Douchebag?"
    • Select "Yes."

Note: It does not matter if you select Yes or No, as they will call you Douchebag either way. So select yes to receive the trophy. You do not need to enter "Douchebag" as your name to receive the trophy, but you must agree to them calling you that.

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Dog Whistle
You've farted on a dog while in gnome form.

Dogs can be found in the woods outside of town. Just run back and forth between the different sections until you come across a pack of dogs. Next activate your gnome shrinking power and simply cup-a-fart at them until the trophy pops.

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Dragon Wrath
You knocked out 3 or more enemies with a single fart outside of battle.

This trophy is Missable!

In order to do this, you must gather 3 enemies near source of fire. Once there, cup-a-fart in the direction of the flame to ignite it, defeating the 3 enemies without entering battle. A good place for this is in the school during the battle. There will be a few places for this in the main hall. This can also be earned in Jimmy's Basement if you time it right. Once 3 enemies are KO'd by a single exploding fart, the trophy will pop.

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Two Girls, One Stick
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.

This trophy is Missable!

Before you enter the final arena to fight Kenny, you need to equip all 3 parts of your girl disguise and the correct makeup item.
  • Girl Disguise Wig
  • Dress
  • Accessory
  • Makeover Makeup

See
Stick Savior for details on the fight.

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Just Saying Hi
You've farted on every buddy in the game.

Some friend you are . When outside of battle, pressing brings up the option to switch buddies. Simply cycle to and summon each one, farting on them and then switching to the next until all six have been gas-attacked. When you manage this, the trophy will pop.

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Re-Buttal
You interrupted 5 channel attacks by using a fart.

This trophy is Missable!

There are three location in the game to perform this move:
  • During the Hall Monitor Boss fight, he will begin channeling. On the next turn, he'll call your parents. Fart n him before he can do this.
  • When chasing the Gnomes, quite a few will begin channeling. Fart to interrupt the channeling whenever possible.
  • The final area is in Clyde's fortress. Multiple enemies will channel here, including a few of Craig's clones in his boss battle.
If you can manage 4 fart interruptions before the Craig boss fight, you should have just enough chances to earn this trophy.

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Heisenberg
You defeated the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and bald cap.

This trophy is Missable!

When rounding up Cartman's warriors, you will receive a second objective from Tweek before he can join you. You must head to Kenny's house and pick up the "shipment". Before you enter the back room of the garage, you must have the Bald Cap and Evil Cartman Goatee equipped. You can either equip these when creating your character at the beginning of the game or you can find the accessories around town.
  • The Evil Cartman Goatee can be found in Cartman's room
  • The Bald Cap is located in the locked jail cell at the Police Station
Then, simply defeat the Meth Tweekers and the trophy will pop.

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Outpatient
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.

This trophy is Missable!

Before you enter the final arena to fight Kenny, you need to defy all instincts of self-preservation and get AIDS...
  • Go to Canada and initiate a battle with Dire Wolves, Dire Bears, or Dire Snakes.
  • Allow the enemy to bite you and you will contract the dreaded virus.
  • Return to Clyde's fortress and defeat Kenny.
See Stick Savior for details on the fight.

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Perverted
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.

This trophy is Missable!

There are certain lines that shouldn't be crossed... This apparently isn't one of them . During your chase of the Underpants Gnomes, you will eventually work your way out of the wall socket and onto your mother's dresser. Instead of continuing onward, stick around to watch the nastiness unfold until the trophy pops. Have fun in therapy, New Kid.

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Shutout
You successfully blocked every enemy attack in a single (non-tutorial) battle.

This can be a pain if your timing is bad. Over the course of the game, you will engage in countless fights where you are given the opportunity to "block" attacks. You will still take damage, but it is much less than if the attack hit at full force. The key to earning this trophy is to win the battle as soon as possible while blocking all attacks. Some good enemies to try this on are simple Elves, Rats, or humans. Once you meet the criteria, the trophy will unlock.

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Stay Down
You farted on 10 enemies in the world that were knocked out.

This is a very easy one. All you need to do is win a battle and and fart on the downed enemies. Just fart on every enemy you defeat and you'll earn this in no time at all. But you don't have to stop farting on them after you get the trophy

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Avenger
You defeated 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy was knocked out.

When in a battle with 3 or more enemies, try to wear down different enemies' health with each turn. When your buddy is attacked, do not block. This will ensure he takes full damage and gets closed to being KO'd. When he finally is knocked out, simply go ahead and finish off three of the previously weakened enemies to earn the trophy.

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No Child Left Behind
You completed the game and never ended a battle with your buddy knocked out.

This trophy is Missable!

This is the big one. Throughout the game, your battle skills will be tested. None in a bigger way than never finishing a fight with your buddy being knocked out. In order to revive a teammate in case he is KO'd, you have to use a taco on him. In the event that you fail the fight or run out of revives with a teammate still downed you should press and load the most recent checkpoint. To make this easier, always remain stocked up on the following items:
  • Health Potions
  • Revival tacos
  • Cure potions
It is probably also a good idea to heal your buddy even if he isn't at low health if you are using weapons that deal negative status ailments, such as bleeding. It is fairly easy to have all of the enemies have the bleeding status ailment and die immediately after their turn. It would be a pain if they all attack your buddy just enough for him to be KO'd and then have the enemies die, before you have a chance to revive your buddy.

Also, avoid using Kenny as a buddy. If he is KO'd in battle, he is "killed" for 1 turn, leaving you unable to revive him. He will eventually revive himself, but this just adds an unnecessary risk of missing the trophy.

If you can manage to make it through the entire game without ending a battle with a KO'd teammate, this hard-earned trophy will pop.

Note: While your buddy cannot end a battle being KO'd, you can. Don't worry if the battle ends and your character is KO'd, as you will still be eligible for this trophy.

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Poco Chinpoko
You collected 5 Chinpokomon.

Collectible Trophy

This trophy will unlock after you find your first five Chinpokomon. For Chinpokomon locations, please refer to Chinpokolypse.

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Chinpoko loco
You collected 15 Chinpokomon.

Collectible Trophy

This trophy will unlock after you find your first fifteen Chinpokomon. For Chinpokomon locations, please refer to Chinpokolypse.

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Chinpokolypse
You collected all of the Chinpokomon.

This trophy is Missable! Collectible Trophy

In and around South Park, there are 30 of the once popular Chinpokomon toys. Note that a few of these are considered missable as you can't return to their locations after the quests in certain areas are completed. Below we have listed them in Alphabetical order. Please note the "Missable?" column.

Name
Missable? Location
Accountafish No Once you get the Gnome Dust from the Underpants Gnomes, head to the building directly behind the main sewer entrance. Inside there will be a vent next to Esther sitting on a chair. Use the Gnome Dust to shrink down and head in the vent. The Chinpokomon will be right in the open to collect.
Beetlebot YES In the Alien ship you go in when you go to bed the first night. After you release Randy and get the Power Crystal, head down the elevator to the left. Head to the right in this new room and the Chinpokomon will be sitting up on some monitors. Shoot it down to collect it.
Biebersaurus No Inside the back entrance of the Sewers by the Movie Theater, there is a giant boulder that you need the Nagasaki fart ability you get from Terrance and Phillip to break. Break the boulder and head down the path and you will collect this Chinpokomon.
Brocorri No In front of the Tower of Peace. You will need the ability to use fart magic before you can collect this Chinpokomon. Stand on the left side of the small lantern and face the lantern. Use your fart ability and it will melt the block of ice with the Chinpokomon inside, allowing you to collect it.
Chu-Chu Nezumi No In the tree between your house and Butters' house. Probably the first Chinpokomon you will see. Shoot it down from the tree to collect it.
Cosmonewt No Once you have the Alien Probe, head to Stark's Pond. There will be a Probe teleporter to use in the middle of the pond. Use it and you will be able to teleport into a crashed UFO underwater. Inside will be this Chinpokomon to collect.
Donkeytron No Once you enter the school (for the second time) by the side entrance and are in the kitchen, ignite the stove. Then use your Cup-A-Spell fart ability and shoot it at the flames. The Chinpokomon will appear after the wreckage to collect.
Note: You can still enter the school through the side entrance, even after you finish the boss battle in the school.
Fatdactyl No Right on top of the Movie Theater ticket booth, shoot it down to collect this Chinpokomon.
Ferasnarf No Once you get the key to Mr. Mackey's storage unit, head over there and once inside this Chinpokomon will be right on top of the shelf by the entrance. Shoot it down to collect it.
Fetuswami YES Inside the abortion clinic, when things start going crazy you will start fighting your way through. Eventually you will come across a gatling gun. Before that you will see a dead soldier with a grenade in his right hand. Shoot the grenade and it will expose a hole in the wall that you can follow through to the other side. Here you will see the Chinpokomon on the floor to collect.
Flowerpotamus No Inside Skeeter's Bar, up on a shelf. Shoot it down to collect this Chinpokomon.
Furrycat No Past Kyle's house to the right, beyond the weird kid Francis making the snowmen. you will have the option to go right or up, instead head to the corner spot right between either and you will see a pile of logs. Destroy the pile of logs and the Chinpokomon will be here to collect, blending in with the trees.
Gerbitoad No In the Sewers, make a U-Turn at the generator around the corner. Use the switch to raise the gate and it will be sitting right there, next to Mr. Hanky's house to collect.
Gophermon No Inside the Community Center bathroom, where Randy taught you the Sneaky Squeaker fart ability. Head inside and it is in the stall furthest from the door right next to the toilet to collect.
Gunrilla YES Once you infiltrate the "Taco Bell" construction site, and make it inside the secret government meeting room where the recording device is. Head to the left of the room and this Chinpokomon will be on top of a small storage cabinet. Shoot it down to collect it.
Lambtron No Inside the Tower of Peace. Once you climb to the floor with the fireworks in the balcony, fight your way all the way to the right and you will see this Chinpokomon hanging from a string. Shoot it down to collect it.
Monkay No Inside The Stotch house in Butters' room on the right side. It will be right on the floor in the open to collect.
Mouse-Tik No After you complete the recruit the girls quest, you will be able to move around inside the girls secret hideout (the girls bathroom in the Park). To the left of the entrance is a treasure chest and a girl drawing a rainbow. Right next to the treasure chest is this Chinpokomon, out in the open to collect.
Pengin No Inside Cartman's houses Garage. Simply open the Garage door and it will be on the right side in the open to collect.
Poodlesaurus Rex No
Once you enter the School to break Craig out of detention, follow along until you get to the Cafeteria doors. They will be locked to start, but to the left of the doors and toward the screen will be an air vent on the ceiling you can shoot at to knock this Chinpokomon down and collect.
If you missed this one the first time around, when you come back to the school you can shoot at this same vent again. This time you will use your Alien Probe to teleport up into the vent and it will be laying on the ground now inside to collect.
Note: You can still enter the school through the side entrance, even after you finish the boss battle in the school.
Pterdaken YES During the big fight in the school, once you get to the second floor there will be a small battle going on. Afterwards head to the right and this Chinpokomon will be inside one of the higher lockers here. Shoot it down to collect it.
Rabbitech No Police Station Evidence room upstairs on a shelf, climb the ladder to get to it.
Roidrat YES In the attic at Jimmy's house (The Giggling Donkey). You will go here as part of the main story when trying to retrieve the Stick of Truth from The Bard.
Roostor No In the Chaos Lair (In the storage facility, the key is in Butters' room). Go around where General Disarray is and head up the ladder. From here shoot down this Chinpokomon from above the metal pipe to collect it.
Shoe YES While climbing Clyde's tower you will come to a point where Ike starts crying, defeat the enemies and then look for a Alien Probe above you. Use the Probe to teleport 2 floors above you and the Chinpokomon will be right on the floor to collect.
Sna-kat No Up in the tall tree to the left outside City Hall. Shoot it down to collect this Chinpokomon.
Stegmata No Inside Kyle's Garage. You will gain access to his house after you meet with him, inside his parents' bedroom is the key to the garage.
Terribovine No Once you get the Gnome Dust from the Underpants Gnomes, head to Tweek Bros. Coffee. Underneath the bench here is a Chinpokomon you've seen previously but been unable to collect, use the Gnome Dust to shrink and now you can collect it.
Velocirapstar No In the upper left window of Token's house. Shoot it down from outside to collect it.
Vamporko No On the right side of the Community Center building barely noticeable is an Alien Probe Teleporter. Use it to teleport yourself inside the fenced area and this Chinpokomon is right in the open to collect.

For those of you that prefer a video guide, we have enclosed one in the spoiler below:

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Daddy Issues
You befriended your father.

Some characters in South Park will only be your friend if you already have a lot of friends. Your father is no different, requiring at least 50 registered friends before he'll accept your invite.

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More Popular Than Jesus
You made friends with half of South Park.

This trophy will unlock once you add your 60th friend. For locations and information of how to obtain different friends, please refer to More Popular Than John Lennon. Dad sounds a little full of himself, huh?

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More Popular Than John Lennon
Everyone in South Park is your friend.

This trophy is Missable!

To unlock this trophy you must find and befriend all of the 121 people/things listed below. Please note the "Missable?" column, as some friends might not be obtainable later on in the game. However, Clyde will unfriend you soon after you befriend him. When you finish the game you will finish with 120 friends if you follow this order that I obtained the friends in. Unfortunately, there is no way to tell if you befriended Clyde and he unfriended you. There will be a message on your homepage of Clyde being upset you beat him up at the beginning of the game in Kupa Keep, but this message will be there whether you became friends or not. You will just have to remember if you did or not, it is only about 5 minutes into the game anyway.

Friends Guide
Name Missable? Location
Butters No At the beginning of the game when you first exit your house and are told to make friends, he will be outside battling an elf. Simply attack the elf and Butters will become your friend.
Clyde YES You must speak with Clyde at the Armory in Kupa Keep BEFORE you speak to Cartman. Clyde will unfriend you soon after but he is still necessary. If you do not get Clyde as a friend here you could finish the game with 120 friends and still not get the trophy.
Scott Malkinson No Talk to him inside Kupa Keep by the Stables, and later on by the Armory.
Princess Kenny No Talk to him/her inside Kupa Keep and complete the "Flower for a Princess" quest.
Mrs. Cartman No Talk to her in the kitchen of Cartman's house (House # 28201) upon leaving Kupa Keep.
Dougie No Standing right outside Butters' house. (House # 1020)
Mrs. Stotch No Sitting on the couch in the living room of Butters' house. (House # 1020)
Mr. Stotch No Standing by the stairs in Butters' house. (House # 1020)
Mom No Found in your house, either in the living room or the kitchen. (House # 1550)
Kelly Gardner No In front of house # 1890. (The house that when you open the door there is a naked lady inside).
Pete No In Clyde's Garage, up the ladder. (House # 2210).
Annie No Standing outside City Hall, she will have some Bully Girls harassing her. You must defeat the bullies and then she will become your friend.
Mrs. Biggle No Sitting on a bench outside the Post Office.
Esther No Inside the South Park Gazette sitting on a chair talking about how great she is.
Officer Barbrady No Standing outside Tom's Rhinoplasty.
Mrs. Marsh No She is the receptionist inside Tom's Rhinoplasty. To get her to add you, you have to purchase something from her.
Millie No Behind Planned Parenthood, knock down the Snowman here and follow the path back to her.
General Disarray No Sitting inside the back of the Chaos Lair, (Storage Unit # 223 at U-Stor-It, key is inside Butters' room).
Al Gore No Crouching behind some bushes between the Movie Theater and Tweak's Coffee, spouting nonsense of ManBearPig.
Damien No The kid in the back right row inside the Movie Theater.
Mr. Kim No Found behind the counter at City Wok. Complete "Mongolian Beef" quest to add him as a friend.
Priest Maxi No Found on a bench to the left of City Hall. Complete "Find Jesus" quest to add him as a friend.
Jesus No Complete "Find Jesus" quest to add him as a friend.
Mr. McCormick No Passed out behind the trash to the left of Skeeter's Bar. Talk to him to add him as a friend.
Skeeter No Found inside Skeeter's Bar. Complete "Rats in the Cellar" quest to add him.
Bartender No Complete "Rats in the Cellar" quest to add him.
Token No Added automatically as part of the main story quest "Call the Banners."
Francis No Knock over his snowman to the right of Kyle's house. (House # 1002).
Mr. Broflovski No Can be found Shoveling snow outside Kyle's house. (House # 1002).
Romper Stomper No The kid inside the locked jail cell in the Police Station. The key can be found in the Locker Room upstairs in the Police Station. Unlock the cell and Romper Stomper will add you as a friend.
Karen No Inside Kenny's house on the couch.
Mrs. McCormick No Inside Kenny's house in the kitchen.
Tweek No Automatically added as part of the main story quest "Call the Banners."
Mr. Tweak No Purchase a Speed Ultra Potion from him inside Tweak's Coffee.
Mrs. Tweak No Purchase a Speed Ultra Potion from Mr. Tweak inside Tweak's Coffee.
Mr. Slave No Found inside his house, which is the giant red one with no number between the park and house # 1018. Complete his quest "Mr. Slave's Package" to add him as a friend.
Kevin Stoley No Found grounded in his room in his house. (House #1701). Complete "Vulcan Around" to have him add you as a friend.
Craig No Automatically added upon completion of "Detention Sentence" main story quest.
Randy No Automatically added as you complete "Alien Abduction" main story quest.
Douglas No After you obtain the Alien Probe, head to the tall pink building between Unplanned Parenthood and Photo-Dojo. The upper right window can be shot out revealing an Alien Probe. Use the Probe to teleport yourself inside the upper left window and Douglas will be there.
Kelly Rutherford No Sitting on a bench to the right of the South Park sign. She will only be your friend once you have 20 friends already.
Santa No On top of the Police Station. To get there you must use the Alien Probe above the fire escape. To get to the fire escape you must exit the building to the left of the Locker Room upstairs.
Timmy No Automatically added upon completing "The Timmy Express" quest. The 12th flag is in the Elven Kingdom so you will not be able to unlock him until the Elves take you to their hideout.
Jason No Buy something from the shop in the Elven Kingdom.
Stan No Automatically added upon completing the "The She-Ogre" quest.
Shelly Marsh No After completing "The She-Ogre," simply return to her room and speak with her.
Jimmy No Automatically added upon completing the "Magical Songs" quest.
Amber No Added once you find her as part of the "Dropping the Kids Off" quest.
Cornwallis No Added once you find him as part of the "Dropping the Kids Off" quest.
Simon No Added once you find him as part of the "Dropping the Kids Off" quest.
Mr. Hankey No Added once you complete the "Dropping the Kids Off" quest.
Mrs. Hankey No Added once you complete the "Dropping the Kids Off" quest.
Mayor McDaniels No Found at her desk inside City Hall. Will add you once you complete the "The Homeless Problem" quest.
DogPoo No Found inside the Elven Kingdom. Added once you complete the "Restoring the Balance" quest.
Filmore No Added once you complete the "Hide 'n' Seek" quest. Found inside the Bank, behind the desk.
Flora No Added once you complete the "Hide 'n' Seek" quest. Found right outside the Tower of Peace.
Quaid No Added once you complete the "Hide 'n' Seek" quest. Found in the Sewer, right near the main entrance.
Jenny No Added once you complete the "Hide 'n' Seek" quest. Found at the end of the upper right path out of Stark's Pond that leads to a chest.
Billy No Added once you complete the "Hide 'n' Seek" quest. Found in the lower left corner of the fenced in area of the Barn.
Sally No Added once you complete the "hide 'n' Seek" quest. Found right outside Mr. Slave's house to the left.
Beary No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, ).
Rabbity No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Skunky No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Beavery No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Mousey No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Squirrely No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Deery No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Woodpeckery No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Porcupiney No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Foxy No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Chickadee-y No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Raccoony No Find the Blood Orgy in the lost forest (Directions in Stan's room, )
Mr. Adler No Speak to him in the South Park Community Center after completing the "PTA Problems" main story quest.
Mr. Garrison No Speak to him in the South Park Community Center after completing the "PTA Problems" main story quest.
Mrs. Broflovski No Speak to her in the South Park Community Center after completing the "PTA Problems" main story quest.
Principal Victoria No Speak to her in the South Park Community Center after completing the "PTA Problems" main story quest.
Henrietta No Automatically added upon completion of the "Nonconformist" main story quest.
Michael No Automatically added upon completion of the "Nonconformist" main story quest.
Pete No Automatically added upon completion of the "Nonconformist" main story quest.
Firkle No Automatically added upon completion of the "Nonconformist" main story quest.
Mr. Mackey No Added once you complete the "Wasted Cache" quest.
Lola No Found inside the Post Office. She will only add you once you have 40 friends.
Sergeant Yates YES Found inside the Police Station, hes the cop dressed as a detective (suit instead of uniform). He will add you upon completing the "Nazi Zombie Bounty" quest. The quest is only available when Nazi Zombies are around.
Dad No Found inside Your House. (House # 1550).
Bill YES Save him from the enemy once you get to the second floor of the school during the "Attack the School" main story quest. Must save him and Fosse BEFORE entering the 4th Grade Classroom.
Fosse YES Save him from the enemy once you get to the second floor of the school during the "Attack the School" main story quest. Must save him and Bill BEFORE entering the 4th Grade Classroom.
Cartman No Becomes your friend before you enter the school if you summoned the Goth kids to Kupa Keep. Otherwise, once Cartman and Kyle become available to be your buddy, when the two factions join forces.
Kyle No Becomes your friend before you enter the school if you summoned the Goth kids to The Elven Kingdom. Otherwise, once Cartman and Kyle become available to be your buddy, when the two factions join forces.
Lemmiwinks YES Talk to him inside the 5th Grade Classroom, across from the 4th Grade Classroom. Must talk to him BEFORE entering the 4th Grade Classroom.
Underpants Gnome No Found inside your room after the second night and you wake up. Complete the "Phase 1" quest to add him as a friend.
Bradley No Outside Stan's house to the left, use your Gnome Dust to shrink down and go through the hole in the bushes.
Leroy Mullens No Once you get Gnome Dust, head to the South Park Gazette building and crawl through the vent and up the drain to the roof where you can see Leroy. Simply talk to him for his friendship.
Chris Donnelly No Simply speak to him in the Elven Kingdom once the two factions join forces.
Monica No Automatically added as part of "Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend" main story quest.
Jessie Rodriguez No Automatically added as part of "Pose as Bebe's Boyfriend" main story quest.
Earl of Winnipeg No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Bishop of Banff YES You come across him as you are completing to "O Canada" main story quest, you have to option to kill him and take his balls or let him live and use a dire pigs balls instead. Take the Dire Pig balls and spare his life and he will friend you.
Prince of Canada No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Duke of Vancouver No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Terrance No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Phillip No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Princess of Canada No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Minister of Montreal No Automatically added as part of the "O Canada" main story quest.
Crab Person No Once you have the Nagasaki fart ability, head down the back entrance to the sewers by the Movie Theater and break that giant boulder with the green cracks in it. Follow the path and speak to the Crab Person.
Wendy No Automatically added when you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest.
Bebe No Automatically added when you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest.
Red No Automatically added when you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest.
Heidi No Talk to her inside the girls hideout after you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest."
Nelly No Talk to her inside the girls hideout after you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest."
Jessie No Talk to her inside the girls hideout after you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest."
Allie Nelson No Talk to her inside the girls hideout after you complete the "Recruit the Girls" main story quest."
Jimbo No Added upon completion of the "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" quest.
Ned No Added upon completion of the "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" quest.
Polly Prissypants No Found in Cartman's room on his bed. To get this doll as a friend you must talk to it while Cartman is your active buddy.
Ike YES Towards the end of the climb up Clyde's Fortress, you will run into Ike trying to light some fireworks and a kid hits him and he starts crying. Defeat the kid by lighting the firework and then speak to Ike to add him as a friend.
Chinpokomon Toy Corporation YES In order to attain them as a friend you must find all 30 Chinpokomon. Please refer to Chinpokolypse for locations of all 30.
Mr. Hat No Automatically added as you pass by him during the "Beat Up Clyde!" main story quest.
Big Gay Al YES While inside Mr. Slave right past where you saw Mr. Hat, you will come across an iPhone. As you pass the iPhone it will start ringing. Answer the phone with to add Big Gay Al as a friend.
Catatafish No Automatically added as you complete the "Beat Up Clyde!" main story quest.
Sparrow Prince No Automatically added as you complete the "Beat Up Clyde!" main story quest.
Frog King No Automatically added as you complete the "Beat Up Clyde!" main story quest.

Note:
Friends listed in Dark Orange are friends you can use as a Summon.

Enclosed in the spoiler is a video guide of all 121 friends, for those of you that prefer that:

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Junk Peddler
You sold 300 junk items.

Note: If you want to get For the Hoarder and this in the same playthrough, save it for after you defeat the final boss.

By the end of the game, you should have hundreds of useless junk items from looting enemies and treasure boxes. Simply sell 300 of these items and the trophy will unlock.

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Stick Savior
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.


This trophy is Story Related and cannot be missed

Could the final boss have been anyone else? Yes, Kenny has assumed "her" rightful role as heir to the Stick and you have to stop "her."
This is a multi-stage boss fight. Initially, you simply have to wear Kenny's health down to zero. At this point, she'll drink that Nazi-forming goo and transform. After you whittle away at her health for a bit, she'll unleash special attacks that need to be countered by you buddies via QTE. They are:
  • Sends Death to attack you: countered by Butters' Professor Chaos power
  • Prepares to drink more goo: countered by Kyle's "kick the baby" power
  • Sends wave of rats at you: countered by Jimmy's recorder solo
Eventually you will need to defeat Kenny one last time with Stan at your side. Upon her health dropping to zero, she rises yet again. There is only one way to end this... Break the gentleman's code.

Note: You can earn the three other Kenny related trophies at the same time!
  • Two Girls, One Stick By equipping the full girl disguise prior to the fight.
  • Outpatient By acquiring Dire AIDS before assaulting Clyde's fortress.
  • Face Hoff By purchasing "the Hoff" nose job before assaulting Clyde's fortress.

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Ass of Fire
You defeated 20 enemies using Cartman's Ass.

It's hard to believe Cartman once thought it was impossible to light a fart... Eventually you will unlock Eric as a buddy, and boy is he useful. For lack of a better term, his ass is overpowered, able to shoot burning death toward his foes. Simply have him finish off 20 unique enemies with this flammable flatulence to unlock the trophy.

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Canadian Handshake
You've farted on people 100 times.

Easy enough, eh? Just fart on everybody you see until this trophy pops. This should be enough to get Mothers Against Canada riled up again.

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Animal Cruelty
You've farted on animals 25 times.

In and around the town of South park, there are plenty of cats, dogs and rats to fart on. All you have to do is find one and unleash flatulent hell upon them until the trophy pops.

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Pulling Mud
In three separate battles, you've taken a shit in your pants.

This is quite simple. Similar to the boss battle variant, just overload your mana in order to shit your pants. If you accomplish this in three different battles, the trophy will unlock. Might I suggest a change of pants, afterwards?

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Shopaholic
You have collected half of the available costume sets.

Collect 44 pieces of equipment to unlock. See Full Arsenalfor detailed locations.

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Clothes Whore
You've collected all of the available costumes.

This trophy is Missable!

Find all 88 pieces of equipment to unlock this trophy. For a full list of items with locations, see Full Arsenal.

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Too Far
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.

This trophy is Missable!

During your mission at Unplanned Parenthood, you will come across a new type of enemy: the Nazi Zombie Fetus. Defeat the little buggers and proceed to fart on them until the trophy pops. They really did go too far for this one...

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Friends in Strange Places
You befriended both crab people and gnomes.

This trophy requires you to befriend two of the stranger creatures in South Park, Underpants Gnomes and Crab People.

Underpants Gnome is part of a sidequest given by the head Gnome:
  1. Collect underpants
  2. ???
  3. Profit
Crab People:
  1. After learning the Nagasaki Fart in Canada, go to the end of the sewer system.
  2. Once there, destroy the rock blocking the path. You will find a Chinpokomon and a Crab Person here.

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Weapon Proficiency
Over the course of the game, you've scored 100 perfect attacks.

This shouldn't cause too much trouble, as scoring perfect attacks is relatively easy and they deal much more damage. You should earn this just by playing the game, but don't despair if it doesn't unlock by the final battle, as afterwards you can venture to the woods and score perfect attacks on wild dogs until you get the trophy.

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Skilled Defender
Over the course of the game, you've blocked 100 attacks.

This should pop very early into the game, seeing as blocking attacks is necessary to win battles. If not, just take your time and it is sure to unlock before the final boss fight. If you don't earn this by the end of the final battle, do not worry. You will still be able to fight animals in the woods and Canada in the post-game.

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You bastards!
You've let Kenny die in combat 10 times over the course of the game.

Another simple one. With Princess Kenny as your buddy initiate a battle. Once in battle, there are two ways to kill Kenny.
  • The normal (boring) way, by letting his health drop to zero...
  • Or the fun way: on Kenny's turn, choose the rat attack. Normally you would want to pass the QTE in order to land a perfect attack. However, here you want to fail, causing the rats to overpower and kill Kenny.
Do this 10 times to earn the trophy.

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Mastery
You've unlocked all of the upgrades for a New Kid ability.

This trophy is Missable!

As you level up, you are given 1 skill point that you can assign to a special move of your choice. At around lvl 5, you should have enough points to fully upgrade your first special move. Once it has been completely upgraded, the trophy will pop. Be careful not to allocate too many points evenly, as you can only level up to lvl 15, giving you 14 possible skill points.

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Make it Rain!
You've spent $500.

After the game ends, you will have so many junk items you won't know what to do with them. What you should do is sell them all and use your new found wealth to purchase any and all weapons you can find. You'll easily obtain this trophy on your way toward purchasing all weapons.

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Full Arsenal
You own all the weapons and costumes available in the game.

Throughout the game, there are a total of 153 weapons and equipment to collect (75 clothing items combine into 25 outfits, thus the x/103 in the inventory screen). We'll start the item guide with a list of all 33 Missable Weapons and Clothes.

Name Missable? Location

Elementary School Part I

Dodgeball Yes Dropped by one of the Hall Monitors in the first hallway you explore
Mace of Restoration Yes Use the Hall Monitor boss' key to open the locked locker BEFORE entering the Cafeteria

Elementary School Part II

Basketball Yes When you exit the lunch line, there will be defeated enemies on the ground. The Basketball is on one of them.
Necromancer Gloves Yes On an enemy just outside the Cafeteria.
Necromancer Robes Yes One of the Nazi Zombie Gingers holds this in the Basement.
Necromancer Hood Yes On an enemy fighting on the 2nd floor

Alien Ship

Alien Helmet Yes Free yourself from the probing machine, then proceed to open the purple box near Randy.
Alien Ray Gun Yes On one of the three Aliens outside of the probing room.
Alien Suit Yes In the purple chest near the elevator in the next area.
Alien Gloves Yes Mini-boss Space Officer drops this near final control panel.
Tinfoil Hat Yes Lower the force fields, then climb down the ladder and defeat the Nazi Hobo.
Alien Probe Yes Purple chest all the way to the left of the main corridor.

Underpants Gnome Chase

Gnome Gloves Yes Dropped by one of the four Gnomes in your room. Pick it up before entering the Gnome-hole in the wall.
Super Bouncy Ball Yes Once inside the wall, use the wire "ladder" to climb up to a bag on the right side
Gnome Helmet Yes Same bag as Super Bouncy Ball
Gnome Clothes Yes After viewing the scene through the air vent, there is another wire ladder and a breakable wall to your left. Get past these and the sparking fuses to find a bag.
Gnome Pixaxe Yes After viewing the scene through the air vent, go right and defeat the 3 rats to gain access to another wire ladder and a yellow bag.
Underpants Helmet Yes Dropped by one of the Gnomes on your parents' dresser.

Giggling Donkey (Jimmy's House)

Wood Elf Gloves Yes Dropped by an elf in Jimmy's attic.
Crutch of Weakness Yes Dropped by the Bard after he is defeated.
Wood Elf Cap Yes Before talking to Cartman, check the yellow chest to his left.

Unplanned Parenthood

Poison Grenade Yes In the hallway there is a drawer that you can open.
Master Razor Yes After escaping the locked room via Gnome-hole, there is a yellow bad near some Nazi rats.

South Park "Taco Bell"

SWAT Armored Headgear Yes Inside the "Taco Bell" on the body of a guard killed by a Nazi Zombie.
SWAT Vest Yes Inside the "Taco Bell" on the body of a guard killed by a Nazi Zombie.
SWAT Tactical Gloves Yes Inside the "Taco Bell" on the body of a guard killed by a Nazi Zombie.

Clyde's Fortress of Darkness

Lawn Dart Yes In the yellow box on the 1st room.
Knight Gauntlets Yes Dropped by an enemy on the upper level of the first room.
Knight Helmet Yes Yellow chest to the right of Ike (in tower).
Knight Armor Yes In yellow chest after defeating Craig and his "clones".
Vibroblade Yes Dropped by Nazi Bacteria inside Mr. Slave (near the phone).
Condom Cap Yes In yellow box near the flashlight.

Tower of Friendship

Mongorian Bow Yes Not technically a part of the story, this weapon is dropped by one of the Mongorian Children during the "Mongorian Beef" sidequest and can be missed if you don't pick it up before your assault on Clyde's Fortress.


Now that the missable items have been outlined, it's time to focus on the areas that can be revisited at any time.

Name Location
KKK Helmet Kupa Keep Shop
KKK Armor Kupa Keep Shop
KKK Gloves Kupa Keep Shop
Khan Helm Kupa Keep Shop
Khan Armor Kupa Keep Shop
Khan Gauntlets Kupa Keep Shop
Clyde's Helmet Kupa Keep Shop
(after Clyde is banished)
Kris Dagger Kupa Keep Shop
Fatbeard's Blade Kupa Keep Shop
Fire Sword Kupa Keep Shop
Staff of Winter Kupa Keep Shop
Lightning wand Kupa Keep Shop
Warrior's Scimitar Kupa Keep Shop
Sickle Sword Kupa Keep Shop
Magic Wand Kupa Keep Shop
Rogue's Dagger Kupa Keep Shop
Jewish Staff Kupa Keep Shop
Warrior's Blade Kupa Keep Shop
Club of Smiting Kupa Keep Shop
Axe of Stopping Kupa Keep Shop
Noob Hammer Kupa Keep Shop
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Monk Cap Elven Kingdom Shop
Monk Robes Elven Kingdom Shop
Monk Gloves Elven Kingdom Shop
Woodsman Cap Elven Kingdom Shop
Woodsman Armor Elven Kingdom Shop
Woodsman Gloves Elven Kingdom Shop
Mistrel's Cap Elven Kingdom Shop
Minstrel Uniform Elven Kingdom Shop
Minstrel Gloves Elven Kingdom Shop
Sword of Endings Elven Kingdom Shop
Elf Blade Elven Kingdom Shop
Raider's Blade Elven Kingdom Shop
Battle Bow Elven Kingdom Shop
Elvish Longbow Elven Kingdom Shop
Longbow Elven Kingdom Shop
Recurve Bow Elven Kingdom Shop
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Leather Hat Girl's Hideout Shop
Leather Armor Girl's Hideout Shop
Leather Gloves Girl's Hideout Shop
Fairy Princess Tiara Girl's Hideout Shop
Fairy Princess Robes Girl's Hideout Shop
Fairy Princess Mittens Girl's Hideout Shop
Stupid Spoiled Whore Hat Girl's Hideout Shop
Stupid Spoiled Whore Clothes Girl's Hideout Shop
Stupid Spoiled Whore Gloves Girl's Hideout Shop
Knead-ring, the Dough Hammer Girl's Hideout Shop
Fairy Princess Blade Girl's Hideout Shop
Chakram Girl's Hideout Shop
Fairy Princess Bow Girl's Hideout Shop
Valkyrie Headband Girl's Hideout in yellow chest
Valkyrie Armor Girl's Hideout in yellow chest
Valkyrie Gloves Girl's Hideout in yellow chest
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Cheese Helmet Bought from Mr. Mackey
Cheese Costume Bought from Mr. Mackey
Cheese Gloves Bought from Mr. Mackey
Rod of Major Boobage Bought from Mr. Mackey
Batdadarang Bought from Mr. Mackey
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Training Gloves Bought from Hobo near storage units
Du Rag Bought from Hobo near storage units
Goth Cap Bought from Hobo near storage units
Goth Clothes Bought from Hobo near storage units
Goth Gloves Bought from Hobo near storage units
Sweaty Headband Bought from Hobo near storage units
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Gas Mask Jimbo's Shop
Sweet Katana Jimbo's Shop
Longsword Jimbo's Shop
Crossbow of impalement Jimbo's Shop
Wooden Crossbow Jimbo's Shop
Grenade of Slowing
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Axe of the Underworld
Jimbo's Shop (in chest after ending "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo")
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Bishop Mitre Banff Shop/ Looted from Bishop (if you killed him)
Bishop Vestments Banff Shop/ Looted from Bishop (if you killed him)
Bishop Gloves Banff Shop/ Looted from Bishop (if you killed him)
Dire Scepter Banff Shop/ Looted from Bishop (if you killed him)
Holy Mossad Knife Banff Shop
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Canadian Halberd Ottawa Shop
Claymore of the Warrior Ottawa Shop
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Archmage's Wand Vancouver Shop
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Flamberge Rapier Winnipeg Shop
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Surgical Cap Unplanned Parenthood (needed to progress through the level)
Surgical Scrubs Unplanned Parenthood (needed to progress through the level)
Surgical Gloves Unplanned Parenthood (needed to progress through the level)
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Crab Helmet End of the Sewers (Nagasaki Magic needed)
Crab Carapace End of the Sewers (Nagasaki Magic needed)
Crab Pincers End of the Sewers (Nagasaki Magic needed)
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Friar Gloves Yellow Chest in Kupa Keep (after recruiting Tweak)
Friar Robes Yellow Chest in Kupa Keep (after recruiting Tweak)
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ManBearPig Club In Al Gore's "Super Secret Room" after the "Unfriend Al Gore" mission.
ManBearPig Claw Looted from the body of "ManBearPig"
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Elvis Shortbow Giggling Donkey Basement (given for defeating the 3 elves)
Wood Elf Armor Giggling Donkey (given for defeating Mini-boss in Living Room)
Witch Gloves Giggling Donkey (outside behind a hole in the fence)
Jester's Cap Giggling Donkey (garage key needed)
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Barbarian Helmet Vancouver (behind red bed in Palace)
Serrated Axe of Rending Vancouver (behind red bed in Palace)
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Friar Cap Token's House (garage)
Squire Armor Token's House (Alien Probe needed)
Billy Club Token's House (defeat the guard)
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Barbarian Gloves Canada (part of "Big Game Huntin' with Jimbo" at the spider's web)
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Wife Beater Kenny's Garage in a yellow chest
Kenny's Bloody Club Kenny's Garage on the roof
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Rod of Waste Sewers (in yellow chest in generator room)
Broken Bottle Sewers (on dead hobo near Cornwallis)
Bling Police Station Evidence Room
Crown of Anal Pleasure Earned by disarming the Snuke.
Bar Darts Skeeter's Bar (Complete "Rats in the Cellar")
Bow of Sucking Given in the battle tutorial
Barbarian Armor Canada (in the cave with the Prime Minister)
Druid Crown Garage at 2210
Druid Robes Garage at 2001
Druid Gloves Butters' Garage
Holy Hammer of Smiting School (given for defeating the head Nazi Ginger)
Missile of Slowing Given by Kevin Stoley for "Vulcan Around"
Discus of Bleeding Chapel of Banff secret room (use switch inside the vase on left side)
Squire Helmet U-Stor-It (Alien probe in Professor Chaos' Lair)
Squire Gloves Bank (use alien probe's to reach Tom's Rhinoplasty)
Witch Hat Tweek Bros. Coffee (use gnome dust near the bench outside)
Witch Robes School (outside to the left in the log: gnome power)
Stone Hammer CIA Building (roof)
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