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This is a discussion on TNA Impact Discussion Thread within the Sports forum, part of the General Chit-Chat; Originally Posted by The Legend Killer Why is Sting so f**king retarded? Why does Abyss have a brother? HOLY S**T ...

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Legend Killer View Post
    Why is Sting so f**king retarded?

    Why does Abyss have a brother?

    HOLY S**T Anderson still works there!

    LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES!!!!
    The guy never signed with WWE and could of had a match versus Taker, that's why he's so retarded.

    Obviously its because he knows about Abyss's past and he's going to wear a mask because of how he got disfigured by being burned in the house fire....

    I thought we finally got rid of that lazy, fat, asshole annoying, repetitive excuse of a wrestler.

    Finally, I've never had Popeyes before, but I always get hungry when I see the commercials and have always wanted to try it.
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    So basically TNA is trying to make the KO's Tag Titles more relevant than the regular tag titles.
    The dust on my ceiling fan is more relevant than the TNA tag titles.

    Why is Eric Young one half of the KO tag champs?
    Because having him engage in a real feud would require a storyline and work on the part of the writers, you know instead of having the dolphins just pick tennis balls.

    Why is he proposing to ODB? (God I hope we're not going to get a re-hashing of Edge/Lita in bed in the middle of the ring with those two, I just threw up in my mouth a lot )
    Why would you say that?! I was eating when I read that, emphasis on WAS!

    Why is Sting still applying makeup?
    Because Sting never met a gimmick he could jut let die.

    Why is Sting so f**king retarded?
    Because Vince McMahon is the Devil!

    Why should we give a s**t about Bully Ray's calves?
    I just cannot describe to you how big an idiot he looks like constantly promoting this angle, and they keep panning in like their is something amazing there I'm missing!

    Has it really been 10 years?
    Remember 6 years ago when there was hope for TNA? We should have a memorial for that company.

    Why does Abyss have a brother?
    Because someone was tired of my twitter post saying the Abyss angle was the next Joe ninja abduction.

    Why is Rob Terry still working?
    Well damn, that is a good question...........4?

    HOLY S**T Anderson still works there!
    I KNOW RIGHT!

    Why don't AJ and Daniels go back to where they can have their dignity back, ROH?
    If the answer isn't boatloads of money it better be brain damage.

    LOVE THAT CHICKEN FROM POPEYES!!!!
    Truly who doesn't.
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    So E-Dog, can I call you E-Dog? My buddy Mike, who still watches Impact, claims that the dude posing as Abyss brother, is actually Abyss himself. That he was sans mask, hair cut, shaved, with new teeth, and wearing a suit, but that he was sure that it was in fact Abyss. Your thoughts? Think he may be right?

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Legend Killer View Post
    So E-Dog, can I call you E-Dog? My buddy Mike, who still watches Impact, claims that the dude posing as Abyss brother, is actually Abyss himself. That he was sans mask, hair cut, shaved, with new teeth, and wearing a suit, but that he was sure that it was in fact Abyss. Your thoughts? Think he may be right?
    Honestly that wouldn't surprise me. I kept thinking the guy looked vaguely familiar but couldn't place him. However if he is Abyss then I just can't see the scenario where this won't end completely stupid. I mean come on just hire a "aspiring actor" (waiter) to play the guys brother.
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    Well if it is, it's just one more example of how much they want Abyss to be a combination of Kane/Foley. Him pretending to be someone else, sounds a lot like Foley/Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love.

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    If that is true then like Eternal mentioned, this can't end well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Legend Killer View Post
    Well if it is, it's just one more example of how much they want Abyss to be a combination of Kane/Foley. Him pretending to be someone else, sounds a lot like Foley/Cactus Jack/Mankind/Dude Love.
    Yeah but the big difference was that Foley acknowledged, knew about, and used the multiple personalities together. It wasn't like there was Mick Foley and he knew nothing about the other three they just popped up from time to time, no it was here is Mick Foley and if he wants to mess with you he's Dude Love and if he wants to hurt you he's Mankind and if you are f***ing screwed here's Cactus Jack. Hell Foley's metamorphosis were some awesome moments in his WWE career. Remember the time Mankind and Dude Love appeared on the Titantron to introduce the debut of Cactus Jack (classic) or the Mick Foley transition before 1999 Rumble when he walked to the ring as Foley telling Hunter he couldn't face him only to suggest Cactus as a replacement whip off the Mankind mask and beat HHH's ass (one of the best Foley promos ever).

    Abyss doesn't have the same level of skill as Foley and making his "brother" actually be him just doesn't seem like it can end with anything other than the audience (in this case ME!) facepalming till they (I) split my head open.
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    I didn't say he could pull it off, I'm just saying that's what TNA's dumbass management, writers, and Dixie's are thinking. Abyss doesn't have the charisma to be anything like Foley.

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    Vince Russo Now Offering Seminars On How To Book Pro Wrestling

    hee..hee...haha....HAHAHA.....Heh...HAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by eternalunderdog View Post
    Vince Russo Now Offering Seminars On How To Book Pro Wrestling

    hee..hee...haha....HAHAHA.....Heh...HAHA....HAHAHAHAHAHA!


    WOW, just WOW!!!

    What is there to say?



    Just some of the topics Russo will be covering in this no-holds-barred presentation:

    Where to get your start in writing for a professional wrestling organization.
    How to use the experience you’ve built to get in the door of one of the major companies
    How to create larger-than-life personas and personalities
    Writing effective dialogue for specific characters
    How to format a wrestling show
    How to generate new ideas 52-weeks out of the year

    How to present and sell your idea to a talent
    How to create a successful working environment between talent and writer
    Dealing with egos
    Overcoming writer’s block
    Avoiding the pitfalls of politics
    How to generate ratings

    The difference between “writing” a show and “booking” a show
    Makes you wonder why he didn't heed his own advice in his WCW and TNA tenures.

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    It's the show that makes me question my life choices, heerrree'ss Impact:

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    Backstage Jeff Hardy cuts the single most boring promo in Impact history, seriously the paint on my wall felt so sorry for me it offered to redry to give me something better to watch.
    You always get me Brother, I almost fell outta my chair with that one.

    Man, I'm glad I stopped watching this crap, I'm sorry you feel the need to endure E-Dog, but God Bless you, and some of us appreciate your sacrifice.

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    Victory road match line up

    No Holds Barred Match
    Sting vs. Bobby Roode

    TNA Tag Team Title Match
    Crimson & Matt Morgan vs. Samoa Joe & Magnus

    TNA X Division Title Match
    Zema Ion vs. Austin Aries

    TNA Knockouts Title Match
    Madison Rayne vs. Gail Kim

    TV Title Open Challenge with Robbie E.

    Kurt Angle vs. Jeff Hardy

    Bully Ray vs. James Storm

    AJ Styles & Mr. Anderson vs. Daniels & Kazarian

    off the record a nice line up however as underdog states they just dont know how to do things right no more so truthfully this ppv wiil just suck...sigh

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    Quote Originally Posted by The Legend Killer View Post


    You always get me Brother, I almost fell outta my chair with that one.

    Man, I'm glad I stopped watching this crap, I'm sorry you feel the need to endure E-Dog, but God Bless you, and some of us appreciate your sacrifice.
    Honest to God I tune in every week hoping, praying this is the week things start to turn around. I love wrestling and I want to see wrestling companies do well, it kills me that TNA cares so little about trying to succeed.
    TNA, give me six months if I can't get your rating up or at least steady I will retire and never say a bad word against the company again.
    You got nothing to lose your current product sucks.
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    Victory Road Results

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    again another ppv ruined nice to see devon get a run though.

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    Wow the only thing that's even interesting in there is that Robbie E is no longer TV champ. Allow me to prepare the proper response....



    LMAO

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    I'm just happy that

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    The Ray/ Storm match wasn't a number one contender match. Ray came out got on the mic called for it to be a #1 contender match or he wasn't doing it then Storm came out ko'd him in less than 30 seconds, but unless the did it retroactively it wasn't for the contendership.
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    I was tired last night and the first thirty seconds of this show put me out like a light............ unfortunately it is on DVR, so here's Impact:

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    Hahaha, this is painful to read so I can only imagine trying to watch it. I guess TNA has time shares for their management, but you have to be over 50 and should have stopped wrestling years ago. TNA story lines remind me of episodes of Dragon Ball Z. You have to watch the show for almost a year before anything actually happens and they can move onto the next event. Its been months now and we're still getting the same old crap with Roode, Sting, and Storm, etc...

    I'm just glad I stopped watching.
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