| 1. | Farewell Gold You got sucked into a white hole. What just happened? You wake up to find tears streaming down your cheeks and a small ball at your side. |
| 2. | You're One of Us Silver You were crushed by the machine press. Was there something there at the time? Or maybe you were lacking something? Even now you can't quite figure it out. |
| 3. | A Special One Bronze You found a shining headbot for the first time. Thank you for finding me. I will be your support. |
| 4. | Absolute Defense Bronze Staved off the zombies without taking damage. Not a single scratch on you. |
| 5. | Begone! Bronze Knocked down 50 headbots. You're going to pay if you keep that up! |
| 6. | Change! Bronze You changed a ball for the first time. Transform! Type A! |
| 7. | Demolition Dealer Bronze Destroyed 100 breakable objects (headbots and contraptions excluded). With such an impulse for destruction...you'll destroy the world. |
| 8. | Game Set Bronze You won your first rally. I won't lose next time. Until we meet again! |
| 9. | Having a Blast Bronze Took down a zombie with a bomb. Explosions are an art form. |
| 10. | Home Run Bronze Sent a ball flying way far away. Out of the park home run! |
| 11. | Let's Go Hunting Bronze Shot down one of those fish-like birds. Nice Hunting! |
| 12. | Offsetting Bronze Blasted an incoming ball with another ball. Get outa here! And stay out of my line of fire! |
| 13. | The Adventure Begins Bronze You ventured into the world outside. Welcome to the Headbutt Factory. |
| 14. | Zombie Killer Bronze You protected the headbots from the zombies. Rest in Peace Zombies. |